Metaphysics constitutes the following . .

Intrusive thoughts suffering from constipation

The Vietnam War writing movie reviews

Press conferences becoming scientists

Different religions taking turns to laugh at the same nation

Gravity visiting Buckingham Palace

Contemporary conservatism is the hypocrisy of supporting freedom while needing laws and politicians

Art = not reality

Reality = art

The logic to this is that since art already claimed the sequence of not, reality can't

A universal right is a right that doesn't involve self-censorship