You missed it. LIFE not LIVE.

O/100 as a teacher. — Sir2u

Damn, you got me, you master of subtlety. I "missed" it. How could I have possibly seen that one coming?

Jealousy will get you nowhere in live. And You are not even supposed to grade peoples work because you are not even a teacher. — Sir2u

I'm not a teacher in an official capacity. Nor do I follow rules, unless I feel like it. So I'll give that reply 0.5 out of 10, because I think maybe I was too generous last time.

Taking some illegal drugs, perhaps, e.g. S and his friends camping in the woods. — Michael

I think maybe a better response to a repeated request that has already been met is not to reply with a repetition of the answer already given. Otherwise this discussion could end up sixty pages long, like the discussion on morality, or "Groundhog Day", as I like to call it. Maybe a telling off or an encouragement to listen better would be more effective.

S, considering the fact that you managed to squeeze six pages out of this in a matter of hours, I'd like to hire you to help me sell holy water to the Evangelicals. Hanover's going to do the lawyering for us. — Baden

Well, I am literally a salesperson in my job. I reckon I could pull that off. :grin:

Wallow wallow
S is so shallow
wallow wallow
but does he swallow
wallow wallow
some may know
wallow wallow
but they're under the effects of snow
wallow wallow wallow. — Sir2u

1/10.

And why so misogynistic, why not tell him his vagina is flappy? — Merkwurdichliebe

He's sensitive about his flappy vagina. That would be crossing a line.

Zombies never sleep, like vampires they just hide from the sun. — Sir2u

Yes, they hide from me, but I see everything.

F — Sir2u

See me after class.

I have absolutely no experience in that area of specialized knowledge — Sir2u

So you are humble, after all. Who would've thought?

Actually, after thinking about it you are right. — Sir2u

Took you long enough. Maybe you could apply some of that baby oil of yours to those rickety old cogs in your head. But you might need to ask for some assistance in opening the bottle.

I'm waiting for you to respond properly to what I've previously said, though I doubt your capability, as do others. The ball is in your court.

Are you saying that you can't teach me the ways of the dis? :cry: — Purple Pond

I cannot. But if you ask him nicely, perhaps Sir2u will teach you the fine art of falling flat on your face whilst attempting to reach heights you can never reach.

So you did figure it out at last, good for you. You are definitely not as dumb as you make yourself out to be. — Sir2u

It didn't take long for me to figure out that you're about as subtle as a wrecking ball crashing through a one minute silence.

But some THINGS can be. Like spelling. — Sir2u

He fell for his own trick.

Does it teach you the ways of dissing? — Purple Pond

Son, some things just can't be taught.

But you saw that my head was bald, so I don't have a vagina. It must have been the smell of you mouth as it hung open at the size of my equipment. — Sir2u

Your equipment consisting of a penis pump, a pair of fishy smelling rubber gloves, a magnifying glass, a pair of tweezers, a bottle of baby oil, a calendar of Cristiano Ronaldo, and, of course, your tiny penis.

The name I have come up with is Sapientism.

What are you doing look in my pants? — Sir2u

I wanted to see whether your vagina was as repelling as your personality, but the smell alone answered that question.

I’m 41 btw, if anyone cares! — I like sushi

And you like sushi. I used to like sushi, but then I grew out of it. I still remember how naive I used to be when I liked sushi. It's a bit like riding a bike. People who like sushi are typically unable to ride a bike because they're too busy drooling over sushi to handle such complexities as riding a bike. I remember my mother used to say to me, "Don't judge a book by it's cover... unless it's a book about sushi, in which case, throw it straight in the bin", and I never quite understood, but now I realise that she was right all along.

Mine is the grey area — Merkwurdichliebe

The patch on @Sir2u's head?

I always find it amazing how so many people fail to READ or even listen to what other people say. — Sir2u

Speaking of which, READ is my favourite colour. What's yours?

What's it called? Sapientinism? — Purple Pond

No, I'll come up with a name myself, which I'll reveal in due course.

Sorry, I just read "load of crap" four times and mistook it for a judgment, instead of a 4 different ways to consider this thread. Sorry for my mistaken assumption. — Merkwurdichliebe

Do don't not mind him. He doesn't not not know what he's talking about.

I think you guys may have invented a new school of philosophy with this thread. — Merkwurdichliebe

Yes. Yes, I have.

I'm not an instigator. Just ask my bitch: @Noah Te Stroete.

You fuckin instigator — Merkwurdichliebe

What? :halo:

She sounds so wise and exalted by the gods. I can't wait for her to correct me. — Merkwurdichliebe

She's a Warrior Queen. She forward slashes her foes with a sword made of pure redundancy.

Fuck off. I'm the best at ruining threads. — Merkwurdichliebe

No, dear, you're just another mini-me. But it's nice you have aspirations, I suppose.

They are brilliant, but that is even more reason to ruin them. And, if you don't ruin it I will, and I will have been victorious. — Merkwurdichliebe

Sorry, I stopped listening after, "They are brilliant". Yes. Yes, they are.

So cool. I want to meet her. — Merkwurdichliebe

She's the Queen of All Western Philosophy. Her subjects are all utterly mistaken.

Wallow in prostration with me. — Wallows

Your mother is a prostitrate.

Is that the Oracle of TPF? — Merkwurdichliebe

Yes, I think/believe so.

Both and or neither nor — Janus

Both both and and neither nor.

Neither nor, neither nor, neither nor. That's the sound of the philosophy police coming to arrest us.

Two sentences. Baby steps! — Purple Pond

:cheer:

I don't do not know. :chin: — Sir2u

Wait, what? You sly fox.

And so on, ad infinitum...?
— Janus

Yes, ad infinitum. — Wallows

No, infinity isn't possible. Right, @Devans99? There must be a first cause. A timeless first cause. A timeless, all-powerful, first cause, made of spaghetti.

We still have to consult the Oracle, but you may be the wisest philosopher on TPF. — Merkwurdichliebe

@creativesoul.

Goddamn censorship of insignificant topics.

(ADD. But, I have faith that the best philosophers on TPF will find this thread, and ruin it better than any thread ever published on TPF.)
— Merkwurdichliebe

I hope with all my heart that it will become a monumental ruin! — Janus

No one can ruin a thread quite like me, but this puts us in a bit of a quandary, because this is my own thread. Should I spectacularly ruin my own thread? And it is also a paradox, because my threads are always brilliant.

I don't know, and I love not knowing... (and I'm not a bot, either!) — Janus

How do you know you're not a bot? :grin:

"Monumental" or monomaniacal? — Janus

Both.

This is a question I've always pondered, maybe you can help me. What is the best criterion for assessing what constitutes ordinary language?

I'm ignorant, just asking. — Merkwurdichliebe

It's how people ordinarily talk. This can be observed, and most of us pick it up to the extent that by our age, it is easily identifiable. We know that we don't ordinarily talk of existence in a way which leads to seemingly absurd consequences, like that the Empire State building doesn't exist.

Such irony! — Wallows

Whence the supposed irony? Explain yourself.