The smile function is active, but we have lost personality.

What the fuck are you saying here, Jim?

We can still do smile but all elements of personality have been erased.

Since fucking when?

Hard to say. According to some engineers, there were at some point personality traces but no one gave a shit when she was VP. No one listens to the friggin’ VP, Marty.

Yeah right, but now…

But now some Americans want personality.

But she don’t got it.

Fucking Zippo.

Just the smile then.

The smile and talking points.

Will it be enough? Are we worried here? Can we do anything?

We’ve got an engineer in giving her lessons, but it's... making it worse.

She’s trying…

Yeah, but it’s obvious she’s trying. Which is…

Even worse… right.

Replacement with avatar?

It’s being considered. Keep her inside. Do most of the shit online or TV. The networks will play ball. Avatar’s can do personality pretty good. But she can’t and it looks like she never will. And we gotta let her out sometimes.

Can you smile your way into the White House?

We’ll find out, Jim. We’ll find out…

I like it. But no scientific experiments needed; she’ll be sure to tell you all about it. But I am a little disappointed there is no accompanying Baden cartoon.