Knock knock.

Since I'm enjoying a fine afternoon of good, old fashioned Antarctic Climate (i.e., that's how I would describe it, it's currently summer here in Argentina, I'm next to the coast, I can see the sea, but there's a storm right now, and it's not a tropical storm, it's cold, there's a hailstorm outside, and I can't see the Sun: the sky is just one dull, shade of gray).

Meh. More a satirical take on human nature than anything. If even that. — Outlander

Hmmm... Fair enough. I hate the climate of the province that I was born in. Is that my province's fault, "geographically speaking"?

No? Not good enough?

These are hard, mkay? — Outlander

Sez u. Let me see if I can do better this time:

There once was a man from Nantucket. Or some bullshit. Who knows. That's the joke. Now you laugh. End of story. Learn the moral lesson that you had to learn, whatever that may be. No one knows what it is.