What did you do to me? Who are you? Why me?

Confucius say...______.

Confucius says be calm in the face of spider on the bathroom wall.

Whenever I feel ______ I want to touch ________.

Whenever I feel an itch I want to touch it.

Who is that _________, I would __________

[Delete] @Baden

If at first you hate ladybugs, try, try and remember the good ol' lone wolf.
What if ________?,why not________!

[Delete] @Baden

[Delete] @Baden

[Delete] @Baden

Why do I even bother ____, when every time the same thing happens:____. — René Descartes

Why do I even bother with you, when every time the same thing happens: you never listen.

I got mad, so I took out ___________ and had ___________.

Does anyone else think this game is a lot like cards against humanity?

My mother said I'm not allowed to be weird.

Knowing ____, she ______.

Knowing ____, she ______. — Lone Wolf

Knowing I'm a weird hamster, she said to stop being a weird hamster :Ö: !!!

The truth is ________ , and so I ___________.

The truth is tha game had to be progressed, so i made the next post.
When_________ is closed,_________gets opened.

The truth is tha game had to be progressed, so i made the next post.
. — Harikrishna nair

When the Internet is closed, your mind gets opened.
To the . ......... , and far reaching .........

To the end, and far reaching universe.
Frogs __, hence ___.

Frogs __, hence ___. — Lone Wolf

Frogs are cute, hence hamsters ride on them.

Hamster likes ___________ therefore ____________ .

Hamster likes to eat, therefore he must cook.

Hamsters taste like ____.

Hamsters taste like ____. — Lone Wolf

Hamsters taste like armadillos on nuclear diet.

Hamsters can _____ all the way off.

Hamsters can rollerskate all the way off.

French people can __ for miles.

French people can irritate the driver for miles.

Australians eat ____ on the ____.

[Delete] @Baden

I have a dream, that one day I will start a global Communist revolution for the emancipation of the proletariat class which will lead to a more equal society, but will result in the death of the bourgeois .

Boredom is ________.

Boredom is the source of entertainment.

The psychology of philosophers tends to be ______. whereas the philosophy of psychologists is usually______.

The psychology of philosophers tends to be ______. whereas the philosophy of psychologists is usually______. — unenlightened

The psychology of philosophers tends to be true. Whereas the philosophy of psychologists is usually wrong. :naughty:

Fixing the shower yesterday went ___________, and I ________________. :P

Fixing the shower yesterday went rather slowly, because I had to replace the whole unit with a different model and adjust all the plumbing and wiring connections, and I am now extremely clean, and not dead at all, thanks for asking. :P

In Jungian terms, the world appears to be currently in the grip of the archetype of______; this will inevitably lead to ______.

In Jungian terms, the world appears to be currently in the grip of the archetype of the devil; this will inevitably lead to disaster.

If pigs could________, the world ________.

If pigs could mate with frogs, the world would be full of muppets.

Yesterday's _____ is tomorrow's_____.

Yesterday's muppet is tomorrow's genius.

What if I told you ______? Would you_______?