I once wrote a great R-rated short story about Jack and Jill and I think a gingerbread house. Posted it as part of the old PF's short story competition.

Wonder if I can find it...

Some time ago, a man was walking by some magi.
As he walked by, he exclaimed: What wise magi!
Continuing his walk, he came across some octopi.
He exclaimed: What strange octopi!
Further on, he encountered some lotuses.
He exclaimed: What beautiful lotuses!
Then he paused for a moment and thought.
"Lotuses? Perhaps it is octopuses after all?"