Don't ovaryact, it's just a nickname, sweetie.

No gay with me please :-O

But I thought you wacked off to pictures of Putin and busts of Brutus, :’(

Alright, enough of this. Back to paper writing. I've already exhausted my wit too much in this single thread, sigh.

Perhaps we men respond differently to the spiritual. Since we're quoting song writers (or some of us are), and they do sometimes get things right, I return to one of the songs of my youth, written by Ian Anderson:

Oh Father high in heaven,
Smile down upon your son,
Who's busy with his money games,
His women and his gun.

Call it a kind of anthem. It must be on the Web somewhere.

I thought it was short for Andrew Aguecheek of Twelfth Night by WS.

"Ague" means a shivering fit. He of the jiggling jowls, I suppose.

Very good.

Jethro Tull – Hymn 43

Our father high in heaven-smile down upon your son.
Who's busy with his money games - his woman and his gun.
Oh Jesus save me!

And the unsung Western hero, killed an Indian or three,
And then he made his name in Hollywood
To set the white man free.
Oh Jesus save me!

If Jesus saves-well, He'd better save Himself
From the gory glory seekers who use His name in death.
Oh Jesus save me!

Well, I saw Him in the city and on the mountains of the moon -
His cross was rather bloody -
He could hardly roll His stone.
Oh Jesus save me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_LF9NFKPlo

This refined woman is clearly more spiritual.

That's kind of disgusting you know BC >:O Wasn't Freud the fella who taught that illusions are good? They help us remain sane? :P Now if that's the truth, may we not at least choose our chains (and illusions) you know what I'm sayin' bruv? >:O

I don't know, I think women are just more interested in social cohesion and taking part in social institutions. Men tend to have slight asocial (anti-social?) streaks.