How about "What was the point of getting this stoopid tattoo"?

It is what it is.

cause this is what I love, and actually that could be a fun tattoo on me.

It is what it is. — Posty McPostface

*eye roll*

"You probably think this tattoo is about you, don't you, don't you..."

I ink, therefore I am.

You want quotes that capture you? I don't know you..
Nonetheless ill give some I like.


“Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.”
― Isaac Asimov

"people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”
― Isaac Asimov

“Never be a spectator of unfairness or stupidity. The grave will supply plenty of time for silence.”
― Christopher Hitchens

“There can be no progress without head-on confrontation.”
― Christopher Hitchens

“Faith does not offer a strong link between our beliefs and actual states of the world.”
― Sam Harris


What kind of things are important to you?

It does exactly what it says on the skin.

British joke?

So then "The Real Thing" written in your choice of colored Coke a Cola script

'Fraid so.

By reading this you forfeit your soul to me.

"Give me an idea... I mean it literally" - great quote. A really difficult question will be whether to use 5 dots (seems excessive) or 3 (the current style) for the ellipsis following the word "idea". Be sure to decide what you want, because 5 dots could become really annoying.

"There is no inktellectual exercise that is not ultimately useless."

This is a variant of a Borges quote shelved somewhere in his universal library.

I have a recurrent day dream about medical students reading tattooed instructions on how to fashion a magical fetish from my bones, something like the One Ring or a Horcrux by which my imaginary soul continues to wreak its ineffectuality and nonsense in the world.

“Ancient Spirits of Evil, transform this decayed form to Mumm-ra, the ever-living!”
~Mumra

Get an arrow and "this way up" on your ass.

wow nice observation, I didn't even pay attention on that lol haha and yeah I got what you mean.