How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? — unenlightened
The Fellow Fellatio fallacy -- phallusy for fallacy
The philatelist phallacy -- buying arguments with food stamps
The Phalling of walls phallacy -- Jericho, here I come!
The philandering philosopher's fallacy -- in vino, veritas; in, Vito, very fast!
The fallible fallacy -- I fell down and I can't get up.
The Papal infallibility principle fallacy -- I got up and I can't fall down!
The fall fallacy -- no rain fall fell, yet filled cups full. — szardosszemagad
An Eastern European, outback shepherd who’d only seen local animals his entire life—with no connection to the world outside his village, such as via books or TV—finally made it out into the country’s big city. There he visited the city zoo. At the zoo he came face to face with a very tall-necked giraffe. While staring at it in disbelief, he contemplated deep and hard. At last, the intrepid shepherd confidently concluded with a wave of the hand: “No animal such as this can even exist!” — javra
Two Californian dumb blonds stare up at the moon. One asks, “What do you think is closer: the moon or New York?” The other replies: “You stupid? The moon, of course! Look, you can’t see New York from where we’re at.” — javra
Oh, here's one, I am surprised nobody has said it yet.
"To do is to be." Socrates.
"To be is to do." Jean-Paul Sartre.
"Dobedobedo." Frank Sinatra. — szardosszemagad
Yep. That's mosesquine. He's Korean.The guy who insists on making a logical syllogism proving I am the most disgusting hot dog on the sidewalk in South Africa or something? — darthbarracuda
I was going to use that, but I'm guessing that Socrates and Sartre are being misquoted. — T Clark
All jokes are welcome. — T Clark
The Monty Python bunch are imo among the best comedians out there. I almost laugh only at the memory of A Fish Called Wanda: “The central message of Buddhism is not ‘Every man for himself!’” said the Brit to the Yankee—this, I presume, in reference to the notion of freedom. Brazil, Life of Brian … good stuff. — javra
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