Ayn Rand was a whiny little bitch
  • RegularGuy
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    Ayn Rand got PTSD from the Bolshevik Revolution, a little whiny bitch who couldn’t handle her trauma. Furthermore, the Ayn Rand followers who are stalking me are little bitches, too, cowards who couldn’t handle all of the shit they put me through if the tables were turned. They talk a big game, but it’s funny that they always target me in groups when I’m by myself. Take a swing next time, wimps! :P :D
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  • S
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    ↪Noah Te Stroete
    Ooh. Fighting talk from a whiny little bitch. :lol:
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  • RegularGuy
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    ↪S
    I would respond to that, but I don’t respond to people who talk out of their vaginas.
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  • S
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    I would respond to that, but I don’t respond to people who talk out of their vaginas. — Noah Te Stroete

    You don't pray?
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    I pray you grow a pair.
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  • Baden
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    I suppose we're not allowed close this. :sad:
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  • S
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    I pray you grow a pair. — Noah Te Stroete

    So that you have something to suck on?
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  • RegularGuy
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    So I can kick them into your throat.
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  • S
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    ↪Baden
    What? But it's brimming with philosophical value!
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  • S
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    So I can kick them into your throat. — Noah Te Stroete

    Your mum's a throat.
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  • RegularGuy
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    ↪S
    “S” stands for little “sissy”.
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  • S
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    “S” stands for little “sissy”. — Noah Te Stroete

    "Stroete" suggests your ancestors lived in a filthy marsh.
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    Me: Hey, what’s your name?
    S: Sissy
    Me: Fuck you, Sissy.
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  • S
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    Me: Hey, what’s your name?
    S: Sissy
    Me: Fuck you, Sissy.     — Noah Te Stroete

    What's that? Sorry, I wasn't paying attention because I was watching your entire family roll around in a marsh like filthy animals.
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  • RegularGuy
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    Where we evolved into men with balls, not into talking vaginas.
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  • S
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    Where we evolved into men with balls, not into talking vaginas. — Noah Te Stroete

    So your mother was a man with balls?
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  • RegularGuy
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    My mother wasn’t a Te Stroete, moron.
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  • S
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    My mother wasn’t a Te Stroete, moron. — Noah Te Stroete

    Well then at least she didn't spend all day rolling around in a marsh! At least until she met your father.
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  • RegularGuy
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    And what did your mom’s vagina say when you came out of it? “Damn. Too late for an abortion.”
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  • S
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    And what did your mom’s vagina say when you came out of it? “Damn. Too late for an abortion.” — Noah Te Stroete

    Vaginas can't speak. Except for the Holy Vagina up above. He can do anything, apparently, if you believe the fairytales.
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  • RegularGuy
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    That’s almost right. Your talking vagina family is the exception. I guess you were created in His image.
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  • S
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    That’s almost right. Your talking vagina family is the exception. I guess you were created in His image. — Noah Te Stroete

    We all were, or so the story goes. So we're all talking vaginas, even you and your talking vagina family who spend all day rolling around in a marsh.
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  • RegularGuy
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    You’re running out of interesting things to say it seems. So, you might want to put your thinking cap on. Or do you put that on your vagina?
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  • S
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    You’re running out of interesting things to say it seems. So, you might want to put your thinking cap on. Or do you put that on your vagina? — Noah Te Stroete

    My thinking cap is also my badass cap. And I put it on my head, as opposed to my giant balls. I'm wearing it right now, as it happens. I save my giant balls for your mother. The cap would get in the way.
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  • RegularGuy
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    ↪S


    Me: (yawn)

    S: (queef)
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  • S
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    Alrighty then. See ya around Play-Doh Bollocks Cunt. (That one was for Baden :kiss: ).
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  • RegularGuy
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    Later, shitting vagina.
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  • Sir2u
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    I suppose we're not allowed close this. :sad: — Baden

    Can I nominate this thread for the best duet piece of bullshit on a philosophy form of the year award?

    I have already done some research to find the ideal trophy.
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    This is perfect in how it represents the participation of the members. Always putting their feet in it.
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  • Sir2u
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    Oh by the way, she was right about at least one thing.
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  • RegularGuy
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    Alrighty then. See ya around Play-Doh Bollocks Cunt. (That one was for Baden :kiss: ). — S

    If @Baden said that about me, then he can eat a dick.
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  • RegularGuy
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    Oh by the way, she was right about at least one thing. — Sir2u

    And to what, pray tell, are you referring?
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