My indisputable (completely original) argument for chimppig
  • thedeadidea
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    according to Clown's Paradox, the chimppig of all chimppigs which do not contain themselves, that is, the chimppig of all contingent things which do not have the reason for their existence within themselves, either contains itself, in which case it contradicts its own definition and is therefore not the ‘chimppig of all chimppigs which do not contain themselves,’ or it does not contain itself and is thereby not the chimppig of all chimppigs and must exist within a higher chimppig that either does or does not contain itself.

    is this chain of chimppigs infinite, or does it end in a chimppig of all chimppigs which both contains itself and does not simultaneously? that is, something with an essence that involves a circular paradox? what could that thing be, is it abstract in its nature, or concrete?

    It is neither it is Hyper Real Chimppig and definitely not a this-that wishy washy nonsense of Wallows Chimp-Pig
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  • Shawn
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    It is neither it is Hyper Real Chimppig and definitely not a this-that wishy washy nonsense of Wallows Chimp-Pig — thedeadidea

    I must consult with @Nils Loc about this assessment. I appropriated and exploited to much joy the concept of chimp pig content from him.
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  • thedeadidea
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    ↪Wallows
    you do that but just know I have these ready to go as well....

    The ontological perfection of chimppig
    - the 6 arguments for chimppig
    - the rekindling of classical naturalism/natural philosophy
    -the metaphysical application of chimppig in solving the 3 dystopias
    - the transcendental aesthetic of chimppig
    - the cognitive metaphor and new historicity of human anthropology and evolutionary psychology
    - the unified field of life meaning that is chimppig...


    to show how you broke the postmodern logos into memetic dualism
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  • Shawn
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    Explain this.
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    Explain this. — Wallows

    The Good, The True & The Beautiful

    I accept the pluralism of chimppig it is you who wants to divide the community.
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  • I like sushi
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    Those that wish to divide are A wHoles.
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  • thedeadidea
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    ↪thedeadidea Those that wish to divide are A wHoles. — I like sushi

    That seems a little too kind, those who destroy the delicate balance of chimppig... it is generous not to deny their humanity... we can only insist they know not what they do.
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  • I like sushi
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    My becoming may seem unbecoming to those who believe they’ve arrived - covered in their sticky mess of “self-love”.
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    ↪thedeadidea My becoming may seem unbecoming to those who believe they’ve arrived - covered in their sticky mess of “self-love”. — I like sushi

    This is exactly why we cannot allow the maddening crowd to designate and dismiss legitimate and most likely right biological evolutionary theory we should teach axiomatically in schools. Man is something to be overcome and we must arrive at our ubermensche uniting our golden past with our glorious future and return to our irrefutable and irrepressible essence.

    The Chimppig... we must stop Wallows at all costs comrade for he knows not what he does in only trying to embrace the pig.... There is no chimppig without the chimp and the pig.
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  • Shawn
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    The Chimppig... we must stop Wallows at all costs comrade for he knows not what he does in only trying to embrace the pig.... There is no chimppig without the chimp and the pig. — thedeadidea

    Just wallows...
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    Just wallows... — Wallows

    The first of the 6 undisputed arguments for ChimpPig ontological argument

    It is a conceptual truth (or, so to speak, true by definition) that ChimpPig is a being than which none greater can be imagined (that is, the greatest possible being that can be imagined).
    ChimpPig exists as an idea in the mind.
    A being that exists as an idea in the mind and in reality is, other things being equal, greater than a being that exists only as an idea in the mind.
    Thus, if ChimpPig exists only as an idea in the mind, then we can imagine something that is greater than ChimpPig (that is, the greatest possible being that does exist).
    But we cannot imagine something that is greater than ChimpPig (for it is a contradiction to suppose that we can imagine a being greater than the greatest possible being that can be imagined.)
    Therefore, Chimppig exists..
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  • Shawn
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    Yes, interesting... More chimp-pig content please.
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  • thedeadidea
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    I hate you.... I was going to do an aesthetic argument arguing through geometry why the picture you put out was the very vision of aesthetic beauty... But your lack of enthusiasm I feel about the same....

    You killed chimp-pig by insisting like a fascist we do 'the right thing' and move forum...
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  • Shawn
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    chimp-pig — thedeadidea

    Yes, tell us more.
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    Has anyone ever told you, you are a fun person Wallows?
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    Has anyone ever told you, you are a fun person Wallows? — thedeadidea

    Yes, as a general surgeon I try and ease everyone's pain. My hardest philosophical operation was on chimp-pig.
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  • thedeadidea
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    Yes, as a general surgeon I try and ease everyone's pain. My hardest philosophical operation was on chimp-pig. — Wallows

    Oh jesus christ LMAO...
    That was a great deflection of that deadpan set up.
    The little thumbnail and everything... this is how I know I am a chimp and you are a pig...

    But you have extended the uncertainty and skepticism of Marx & Freud in the targeted program against memes...

    You are a monster, hyphenating that which was metaphysically perfect as a whole, not a conjoined abstraction.
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  • Shawn
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    You are a monster, hyphenating that which was metaphysically perfect as a whole, not a conjoined abstraction. — thedeadidea

    You were saying about Chimp Pig again?
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  • thedeadidea
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    You were saying about Chimp Pig again? — Wallows

    It would be better if you were never born. ChimpPig is what I was talking about, humanities true ancestor.
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  • Shawn
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    It would be better if you were never born. — thedeadidea

    I strongly concur. Chimp-pig gave me some meaning in life after I attained my residency.

    ChimpPig is what I was talking about, humanities true ancestor. — thedeadidea

    Yes... Chimp-Pig is a fascinating case study. Your ontological argument for chimp-pig, is quite impressive.
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  • thedeadidea
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    Yes... Chimp-Pig is a fascinating case study. Your ontological argument for chimp-pig, is quite impressiv — Wallows

    Really? I admit it is genius.
    But it hardly of fitting of the genius I am.
    It is a taster an off the cuff sampling of ChimpPig

    For instance, the irrepressible Truth of Lacan's The Chimppig Thing

    That is my second argument... It is just too good.
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  • Shawn
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    For instance, the irrepressible Truth of Lacan's The Chimppig Thing — thedeadidea

    Lacan, hmm. Interesting.
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    Sure is.
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  • Shawn
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    Sure is. — thedeadidea

    Tell me more.
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    Have you ever heard of Adrian Johnston?
    He on the one hand wrote one of the most lucid 'in English you can read' accounts of Transcendetal Materialsm... called speculative adventures on transcendental materialism. I think the book is an interesting read, and a reasonable version of that Hegelian vein in the 21st century that in some way could be useful.... Did not think that was possible until I read that book.

    On the other he hand he wrote Irrepressible Truth : On Lacan's 'The Freudian Thing' this is a bible of Chimp-Pig from the first page to the last page it is Chimp-Pig porn.... By far the worst book I have ever read on philosophy in my lifetime but the perfect place to draw from for a Dao -Te-ChimpPig, an ontology of ChimpPig.
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  • Shawn
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    Have you ever heard of Adrian Johnston? — thedeadidea

    Nope; but, now I have.

    Transcendetal Materialsm... — thedeadidea

    That always sounded like an oxymoron in my mind, haha.
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  • thedeadidea
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    That always sounded like an oxymoron in my mind, haha. — Wallows

    How about this argument... that ChimpPig appropiately dehumanizes people from having some kind of anthropocentric value....

    Example

    Explain to me how you can seperate chimppig...

    One must be a wallowing root sniffing greedy swine and an angry infantile, industrious, social shit flinging chimp...
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  • Shawn
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    Oh, yes. That is the chimp-pig manifest. It also goes about the name of agent orange/orangutan/Cheeto...
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  • thedeadidea
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    No no.... that is not a chimppig or a chimp-pig, or a chimp or a pig it is a cancer, a wart, some kind of hemmoroid or unwanted growth with the worst haircut possible... how dare you hold living things in such disdain.

    Accepting the irrepressible irrefutable truth of the Chimppigness of humanity is how you avoid that abomination/abortion of a human being having a presidency.
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  • Shawn
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    Chimp-pig content generator...
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    Chimp-pig content generator.. — Wallows

    God gave us all a calling.
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