I didn't bring you here! You just followed me! — Banno

I was already here, then I noticed a ridiculous comment you made and called you out on it. You have no answer. That's our answer.

Well, what about the juniper bushes over there?

Well, what about the juniper bushes over there? — Banno

That's not an answer.

Do not tempt Him, shallow ones! Is not the miracle of the juniper bushes enough?!

Just answer the question @Banno. What do you mean by:

actually exists" does not include the term "actually"? — Banno

???

I say, those are my juniper bushes.

I say, those are my juniper bushes. — Banno

Ok Nietzsche, enough with the esoterics.

They are a gift from God!

They are a gift from God! — Banno

You must be his only begotten son. :grin:

They're all I've bloody got to eat.

:lol:

Lord! I am affected by a bald patch.

@Banno

So, would you say these juniper bushes exist?

:scream: ahhh I couldn't help myself. :grin:

I am healed! The Master has healed me!

I am healed! The Master has healed me! — Banno

:smirk:

I was blind, and now I can see!!

I was blind, and now I can see!! — Banno

:kiss:

I hadn't said a word for eighteen years till he came along.

I hadn't said a word for eighteen years till he came along. — Banno

And then he kissed me :monkey:

A miracle! He is the Messiah!

A miracle! He is the Messiah! — Banno

This thread is really going off the rails.

Well, he hurt my foot!

(Actually, I thought it had improved considerably over the last few dozen posts. )

Well, he hurt my foot! — Banno

Did Jesus have a peg leg? And an eyepatch and jean jacket with the jolly roger silk screened on the back?

Did Jesus have a peg leg? And an eyepatch and jean jacket with the jolly roger silk screened on the back? — Merkwurdichliebe

I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand?! Honestly!

I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand?! Honestly! — Banno

That's what Jesus said. And it's what the prophets said he would say.

That's what Jesus said. And it's what the prophets said he would say. — Merkwurdichliebe

Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.

Only the true Messiah denies His divinity. — Banno

And this is how he verifies it for the rest of the world. . .Aummmmmmmmm :pray:

Excuse me.

Are you a virgin?

Are you a virgin? — Banno

I'm a nun

Well, if it's not a personal question, are you a virgin?