As Baden indicated, you are to type it out quick. Evidencing of editing shows unacceptable temperance.

Indeed. Your posts should be virgins with the souls of whores. Don't fuck with them.

Joyously tearing her pelt from her spine.

Deviance x 1000. BAM!

That one actually made me want to check myself in somewhere.

And then upon my dick she did dine. As he tiny depthless dagger filled mouth would be useless for fellatio... um... which is what I planned the whole time!

4am in the morning here. Just finished masturbating at the thought of Agustino masturbating at the thought of me masturbating at the thought of Agustino reading about me masturbating about him.

Well, despite the fact that I haven't had this much fun since my last hamster died, sleep beckons. Adieu... O:)

OMG I simply cannot breathe!
LolOLOLolOLolOlOlOOL

I was petting my sweet little feline
As she purred in my lap near my zip line
Her paws kneeded in
So I pushed down her chin
And she said fucking anchovies again? — Hanover

8-)

Haha. Wow, look at you, getting in on the deviancy.

"I was petting my sweet little feline
As she purred in my lap near my zip line
Her paws kneeded in
So I pushed down her chin"

Much to my chagrin as she unsheathed
her claws and tightened her grip
I let a big one rip
Scardy cat fled to the mat.

Just watching. But I think the USA is fucked. — Banno

Thought this voyeur belonged here.

In other news 64 year old man fucks black woman, and it's not even fantasy. (video not available in your location.)

@Heister Eggcart I invite you to join this room, I think this is perfect for you!

@Baden's sleep program seems to have failed as well, so he seems to be back too!

I think you two can get a night club act started in here!

Is this the thread for horny and slightly balding single men?

Is this the thread for horny and slightly balding single men? — Heister Eggcart

Why only slightly balding? >:O

Shhh, we've already discussed this topic too much.

Well I think for them it's good news if the one down there is balding...

Shouldn't have been hair on that head to start with, >:O

Well yes, that's why it's a sexual deviation ;)

I shall recount a few stories from my nights on the Minnesota AIDS Line.

a. After defecating, a woman reported that she washed her derriere off with water from the flushed toilet. Not really sexual, but she was wondering whether she could get AIDS that way. I suggested she stop doing that. My sincerest hope was that she neither worked nor ate at any restaurant I had ever or would ever, visit.

b. A guy reported getting off chewing on used tampons. Could he get AIDS that way. This one actually grossed out the staff, who were paid to not be shocked.

c. Some guys were injecting cocaine into their penises. OUCH! So, how well does that work, I asked.

d. One guy reported falling out of a tree while getting a blow job. I suggested he keep at least one foot on the ground at all times.

We were so happy to get these weird calls, because most of the people who called in wanted to know whether they could get AIDS from using a store's fitting room that somebody with AIDS had used. earlier. Yes, if it's at K-Mart, almost certainly. Macy's, not so much.

That's not a limerick at all. You fail.

Can you route some calls to me? That AIDS hotline sounds crazy fun until you have to say "yep, that right there, now that'll get you AIDS." Then the laughter sort of stops.

Erection achieved!

An intelligent, beautiful woman with a dirty mind that makes you laugh non-stop should be considered a fucking treasure. ;)

In other news 64 year old man fucks black woman, and it's not even fantasy. (video not available in your location.) — unenlightened

Might this video be available in your location? :-}

Send one my way.

Gutted to have to disappoint my many fans. You might try MI5, maybe.

Yes now that I have expressed my disgust with this whole affair, I will be able to peacefully walk out the door, having done my duty, and let you guys be up to whatever you see fit without any further disturbances. I wish you good luck, and hope that you know what to do with it :P — Agustino

If you're able to walk out of here afterwards, then we need to up our game.

I was petting my sweet little feline
As she purred in my lap near my zip line
Her paws kneeded in
So I pushed down her chin — Hanover

Then I sliced her in two from the midline.

What's my prize?

I was watching my dear little chicken
As he clucked down below in the kitchen
His beak opened wide
As I stood there and sighed
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