No, you're not scientifically unorthodox, you're ascientific: your beliefs concerning nature are not impinged by scientific facts. — Kenosha Kid
Then the orthodox view is non-scientific just the same. There is just no scientific evidence the orthodox view is the correct one.
All physical examples thus far contain no evidence whatsoever regarding the nature of the wavefunction, or more generally, quantum fields, a cross section of which delivers the wavefunction. If you have scientific evidence that the wavefunction is a probability measure without further explanation, it would be in the headlines. All explanations of the wavefunction and its behaviors, be it in the context of decoherence (offering only an
apparent solution to the measurement problem), the MWI, or hidden variables, have no experimental backup yet. Clinging to one of them is just a matter of belief so far.
I've already given an example: the electric moment of ground state hydrogen. — Kenosha Kid
The ground state of hydrogen has no electric moment (maybe if you could shake the proton, which would imply that the state is not a groundstate anymore though, like shaking the electron), but even if it had this would not constitute evidence.
Like I said, any evidence would be hot as hell. Which brings to my mind a Gedanken Experiment (involving arrival times) to discern if pure chance governs particles or something deeper.
To bring the experiment outside the realm of thought is very difficult though, and it's a pity I can't find it online. I saw it mentioned on a forum for physics. It is already shown that hidden variables are non-local, which is no surprise as they are introduced to explain non-local features like collapse.
I'm not sure you quite grasp MWI, or superposed states generally. Even if no branching occurs, and a particle's superposition of being here or there remains coherent, it still has a mass. You don't need branching or collapse to encounter issues like superposition. — Kenosha Kid
The MWI or superpositions generally are not that difficult to grasp. Of course a particle still has a mass when being in an isolated coherent state of superposition, but solving the measurement problem by decoherence is simply inconsistent with the Copenhagen interpretation, because that asserts an objective macrostate in which the isolated coherent state is embedded, giving rise to decoherence upon interaction, which makes the solution circular.
The embedding of an isolated coherent system in a universal wavefunction makes collapse superfluous altogether, but introduces parallel universes to achieve this. Giving rise to understandable questions like the question how energy can be conserved when the wavefunction unitarily breaks up in two disconnected wavefunctions after a measurement by an observer Energy or mass are simply conserved, just like mass and energy are conserved in any superposition. A superposition of two electron states doesn't mean there are suddenly two electron masses involved.
The observer and the coherent state he measures are just considered part of an all-encompassing state in which just one observer is distributed in disconnected states over the total state after a measurement, while before the measurement the coherent superposition is a still connected small part of the whole. Hawking, RIP, even used this universal wavefunction to account for the initial condìtions of the big bang, which obviously had to be such to give rise to the universe as we see it (I'm talking about different initial configurations and initial parameters like interaction strengths or particle masses). And there are quite a lot initial conditions, which all can be accommodated by a universal wavefunction and thus retroactively and trivially collapse the wavefunction to the state as we perceive today, while the MWI denies the collapse but conjectures a state in which all possible sub-states live happily side by side. You can even consider this in a timeless fashion, like I already wrote, in a block universal mode, which leaves open the question though of how the evolution in time "happens". If there are just branches of a universal wavefunction, then how one progresses from a coherent still superimposed state to non-coherent, disconnected states after a measurement? The same could be asked in a block universe where all worldlines are part of a static universe. How can one move in such a timeless universe?
The point of the initial fine-tuning doesn't need a universal wavefunction. If we keep that wavefunction within the domain of of the physics in our part of the universe, it suffices to conjecture that life is bound to emerge.
There is no reason to introduce a universal wavefunction, or parallel worlds to save unitary development, or a seemingly resolution of the measurement problem by decoherence if you don't accept the orthodoxy. Wigner's friend watching Schrödinger's cat, while the universe retroactively collapses, will become part of an evil fairytale.