I really didn't want to do this, but the reply feels relatively indignant especially with that dogshit you wrote at the end there attempting to insult my intelligence with the whole dogshit on sensible interpretation. So, we're going to axe that notion right here. And we will discuss why you're full of nonsense.
Your biggest mistake is trying to assume that your perspective is Nietzsche's own. You're taking your concepts and putting them into Nietzsche's as if what you think is what Nietzsche own thoughts were, as if Nietzsche said it... No, thats your wrong understanding of him. Instead of attempting to understand Nietzsche's perspective you let your own process of reification ruin it by distortion of his thoughts into something you can understand. Massive No No.
For Nietzsche the wiil is something that drives, it is a multiplicity of several drives. A drive isn't something we control, it's not exactly a desire, though a desire can form from not fulfilling a drive. So first and foremost, we can see the will to something is already a sensation.
So let us for once be more cautious, let us be "unphilosophical": let us say that in all willing there is firstly a plurality of sensations, namely, the sensation of the condition "AWAY FROM WHICH we go," the sensation of the condition "TOWARDS WHICH we go," — Nietzsche, from BGE § 19
Secondly we can see that in his first few aphorisms of BGE Nietzsche talks about the will to truth, or the will to delusion, thus there are a multiplicity of drives/wills and thus we can represent this Will to X. In your little dream world you equate Life and Pleasure to Power. And for Nietzsche this is an absolutely grotesque equation that he himself would despise as a hedonistic lastman nihilist. For the Last man has the WILL TO LIFE as his greatest drive. And the Hedonist has the Will to Pleasure as his greatest drive.
Make no mistake, Nietzsche's greatest examples of highest men are the beasts of prey who live life dangerously...
Man is a rope stretched between the animal and the Superman—a rope over an abyss.
A dangerous crossing, a dangerous wayfaring, a dangerous looking-back, a dangerous trembling and halting...
...The man looked up distrustfully. “If thou speakest the truth,” said he, “I lose nothing when I lose my life. I am not much more than an animal which hath been taught to dance by blows and scanty fare.”
“Not at all,” said Zarathustra, “thou hast made danger thy calling; therein there is nothing contemptible. Now thou perishest by thy calling: therefore will I bury thee with mine own hands.” ...
...For to-day have the petty people become master: they all preach submission and humility and policy and diligence and consideration and the long et cetera of petty virtues.
Whatever is of the effeminate type, whatever originateth from the servile type, and especially the populace-mishmash:—THAT wisheth now to be master of all human destiny—O disgust! Disgust! Disgust!
THAT asketh and asketh and never tireth: “How is man to maintain himself best, longest, most pleasantly?” Thereby—are they the masters of to-day.
These masters of to-day—surpass them, O my brethren—these petty people: THEY are the Superman’s greatest danger!
Surpass, ye higher men, the petty virtues, the petty policy, the sand-grain considerateness, the ant-hill trumpery, the pitiable comfortableness, the “happiness of the greatest number”—! — Thus Spoke Zarathustra
Do not bother attempting to ever correct me on Nietzsche again, especially since you think he was calling for Nihilistic Hedonism... No, that is your own will. Your misnomer of Nietzsche's will to power is his greatest disgust...
Another failure in consideration is that the beast of prey to be incited to the heights must overcome themselves in their opposite... So they temper their destructive capacity with the opposite extremes.
People have never asked me as they should have done, what the name of Zarathustra precisely meant in my mouth, in the mouth of the first immoralist;...
...Have I made myself clear? ... The overcoming of morality by itself, through truthfulness, the moralist's overcoming of himself in his opposite—in me—that is what the name Zarathustra means in my mouth. — Nietzsche, Ecce Homo, Fatality, 3
From there we move to BGE 200:
The man of an age of dissolution...
...the finest examples of which are Alcibiades and Caesar (with whom I should like to associate the FIRST of Europeans according to my taste, the Hohenstaufen, Frederick the Second), and among artists, perhaps Leonardo da Vinci. They appear precisely in the same periods when that weaker type, with its longing for repose, comes to the front; the two types are complementary to each other, and spring from the same causes. — Nietzsche BGE § 200
... so let's back up a bit...
The will is a sensation...
So what is the SENSATION OF POWER?
THAT ELECTRIC FEELING OF EXCITEMENT...
The lightning that runs down your spine.
All of this aligns with Nietzsche's thought...
yours is indeed the massive lack of sensible interpretation.