As a said "god” you’d be able to throw pagans, jews, atheists, etc. into a forever burning burning pit of fire (make it an assembly line, just keep em coming) and have a few of your disciples shoot up schools because how else would you be able to provide you’re most devout with 72 virgins? You can give babies malaria and altar boys to priests. See there’s so many more things to fill your everlasting schedule as a "god” that you wouldn’t be able to do as an immortal human! It’s all about priorities man. Ah yes! God bless America! Hey does all this 'holier than thou’ make anyone else horny?

You don’t have a very prolific imagination then.

That reminds me of that "Twilight Zone” episode in which this hypochondriac makes a deal with the devil, although that guy was in idiot I’d take that deal.

Yeah that’s not really immortality anymore... just because I said perfect immortality doesn’t mean you get a plethora of powers that go along with it with perfect immortality you either get perfect regeneration or complete indestructibility but no shape shifting lol I’ll give you the high tolerance, immunity to disease and what not as well as the Olympian body. No memory suppression and you can’t choose to look dead. You can pass down your immortality gene to your offspring if you were dumb enough to procreate, your immortality can’t be extracted from you but it can be replicated if your studied.

The segment on religion was just a cultural example and not remotely what I had in mind... You’re clearly not being serious.

Just going to say it here; right now my soul is more important to me than all the rest of the US combined. Maybe in 30 years when immortality is clearly off the table might I be more partial to the idea of sacrificing myself for the greater good. Personally though I don’t think joining the military is the way to go. The military is just a social program for expendables diluted into thinking their country deserves patriots.

@Mutakalem
So I can rape babies as long as they’re mine?

You know what? I just deleted a couple paragraphs of very extremely unlikely but the most probable God scenarios because they all came to the same dead end conclusion; what came before God? I went through all the mental hoops but every time I came up for air I was slightly more nihilistic. The only God worth searching for is an omnipotent one because the other Gods won’t be able to fully answer the question to life the universe and everything making them pretty immaterial. For there to be a real God it must be omnipotent.