Probably not the democratic they’re attempting to appeal to, I assume. — praxis

I doubt that there will be very many Muslim men happy about the faithless unclean ogling their females. I cannot see how that could be counted as "Showcasing in a positive light" or make the poor women's lives easier. I seriously doubt that many of the men are as liberal as that woman's family are.

The Muslim faith is not a race. — praxis

So shall we call it faithism then instead of racism? Most Of the people that don't like the Muslims see them as another race, because most of them are.

Sports Illustrated announced that they’ll be featuring a model wearing a hijab and burkini in this years swimsuit issue. — praxis

Very confusing. I really can't imagine a lot of Muslim men lining up to buy it though. Unless they are a bunch of hypocrites.
Supposedly Muslim women are not supposed to wear clothes that demark the shape of the body. So how does SI think this will help race relations? I think it might make a lot of men interested in finding out what is under those hijabs, then there will be problems.

I've been single for almost 10 years, I'm 24 now. — Alan

? Say what?

How could a 14 year old kid be considered as anything but single, you don't believe in child marriages do you?

I still feel bad about it all. — orcestra

You had read something he had not. If he was supposed to be the teacher, then he should have done the research and read about it before assigning it. Then he would have known it was not original.

I don't think you should feel bad about him not doing his job properly.

I'm not a teacher in an official capacity. Nor do I follow rules, unless I feel like it. So I'll give that a reply 0.5 out of 10, because I think maybe I was too generous last time. — S

You missed it. LIFE not LIVE.

O/100 as a teacher.

S, considering the fact that you managed to squeeze six pages out of this in a matter of hours, I'd like to hire you to help me sell holy water to the Evangelicals. Hanover's going to do the lawyering for us. — Baden

Excellent idea. For that kind of work you really do need a good bullshit artist. Ad he is one of the best.

Generous, I'd say. — jamalrob

Another one suffering from inferiority complex and literary deficiency. :worry:

1/10. — S

Jealousy will get you nowhere in live. And You are not even supposed to grade peoples work because you are not even a teacher.

Dream of the bomb and its possibility, it is very soothing. — Merkwurdichliebe

No thank you, I will let S dream about bums sorry bombs. He does seem to like dropping them.

Well ladies and gentlemen, you too S, it is time for me to go to bed.
I shall return on the morrow.

Bugs bunny never cared about how far he push it, — Merkwurdichliebe

That is why rabbits have so many kids.

Thy is pushing it! — Wallows

Be careful, he might take that to be a sexual reference.

No you need good psychedelics to Wallows in the strict sense. — Merkwurdichliebe

I think you missed something, again. :smirk:

Make sure to shoot him in the head then. — Purple Pond

The hell I will, not worth the bullet.

Wallow along with me. Wallow wallow all shall be fine! — Wallows

Let's all sing the wallow song.

Wallow wallow
S is so shallow
wallow wallow
but does he swallow
wallow wallow
some may know
wallow wallow
but they're under the effects of snow
wallow wallow wallow.

See me after class. — S

OK, now just stop right there. :rage:

There is absolutely no kinky business allowed on this forum.

Go and sell your services somewhere else. :vomit:

I wonder what S was doing up at 4:20 in the morning. He should be in jail. — Purple Pond

Zombies never sleep, like vampires they just hide from the sun.

Took you long enough. Maybe you could apply some of that baby oil of yours to those rickety old cogs in your head. But you might need to ask for some assistance in opening the bottle. — S

Failure to read all of the post, again.

I hope S isn't losing any sleep over your comments. Poor old S needs his sleep. — Purple Pond

OOPS, did I say something that might be considered offensive? One thing that I did learn from him was that one should always be honest. :rofl: :rofl:

It didn't take long for me to figure out that you're about as subtle as a wrecking ball crashing through a one minute silence. — S

Actually, after thinking about it you are right.

A couple of hundred posts is not long for someone with your disabilities.

I cannot. — S

Well that's true enough.

But if you ask him nicely, perhaps Sir2u will teach you the fine art of falling flat on your face whilst attempting to reach heights you can never reach. — S

You should learn to ask before offering things that cannot happen. I have absolutely no experience in that area of specialized knowledge, that is why we have you around here.

It didn't take long for me to figure out that you're about as subtle as a wrecking ball crashing through a one minute silence. — S

How poetic you are.

Does it teach you the ways of dissing? — Purple Pond

If he is running the fucking sideshow you can be sure of that. He has a master degree you know. Except that they call it a Dysentery Diploma.

He fell for his own trick. — S

So you did figure it out at last, good for you. You are definitely not as dumb as you make yourself out to be.

Son, some thinks just can't be taught. — S

But some THINGS can be. Like spelling.

So you don't deny that it was your mouth that was smelly? :rofl:

The name I have come up with is Sapientinism. — S

Too fucking long to say too often. But as no one will be saying it very often it makes no difference.

I wanted to see whether your vagina was repelling as your personality, but the smell alone answered that question. — S

But you saw that my head was bald, so I don't have a vagina. It must have been the smell of you mouth as it hung open at the size of my equipment.

I think S is sleeping. It's 4:20 in the morning in England. — Purple Pond

Zombies and ghouls don't sleep!

I already knew that because you love the sight of blood. — Purple Pond

Especially his own, a few days a month.

The patch on Sir2u's head? — S

What are you doing look in my pants?

READ is my favourite colour. What's yours? — S

Blurry

I'm sorry, I just do not have the intelligence to interpret the complexities of your argument. — Merkwurdichliebe

Which arguments? I have not made any on this thread, I have only asked questions.

It is likely that these symptoms of stupidity are widespread on TPF, — Merkwurdichliebe

I doubt that it is so wide spread, but some people do seem to be sarcastically disadvantaged.

and that is the reason you are incapable of communicating your points. — Merkwurdichliebe

They usually understand any points I make, even if they pretend not to. When they read them properly at least.

Sapientinism — Purple Pond

Sism.

Do don't not mind him. He doesn't not not know what he's talking about. — S

You guys belong to the same club then?

Sorry, I just read "load of crap" four times and mistook it for a judgment, instead of a 4 different ways to consider this thread. — Merkwurdichliebe

I always find it amazing how so many people fail to READ or even listen to what other people say.

Maybe the others that failed to unlock the secret of my writing would care to look again at what was hidden in plain site and stop judging people without full knowledge.

Sorry for my mistaken assumption. — Merkwurdichliebe

Don't sweat it, I do this for laughs and lots of people fall for it. :wink:

What? — S

I think he meant instillator, he was talking about cavities earlier.

You should give me the benefit of the doubt, I'm currently being overwhelmed by replies to my nonsense here on good old TPF — Merkwurdichliebe

OK, I will ask again.

What did you call crap, and if it is not too much to ask, why did you do it? — Sir2u

Ask me anything, I promise to answer to the best of my ability. — Merkwurdichliebe

You failed miserably to answer the last question, how can I trust you now?

I did — Merkwurdichliebe

What did you call crap, and if it is not too much to ask, why did you do it?