Fairly expensive, but if you want to go in a blaze of glory, I think this size might be right. — Bitter Crank

220 bloody feet long!! I think I need one about 200 feet shorter. And the price is about 5 zeros too long as well.

I have heard that if you use liquid oxygen as a charcoal starter and light it with a very very very long match that the result is incandescent. So, get some liquid O, use that instead of gasoline on your funeral pyre, and the flash will be truly magnificent. — Bitter Crank

That might not be a good idea. But I do have several oxygen and acetylene bottles I could get filled and used them to get the party going. Got to think about that.

But anyway, I think I will get back to that later. I hope I have a few more years to go. Being a very healthy 65 I think that I could quite easily get to a cool 110. So I'm just gonna sleep on the problem for now. :cool:

BUT Vikings didn't use gasoline in their funeral pyres. — Bitter Crank

Awe shucks, and I had my dreams of being a true viking. Being blonde and blue eyed meant so much to me.

OK, so plan B. My dead hand will drop a stone to cause a spark that will light up the tinder that will start the fire. No that wont work, it might be raining.
Plan C. I will pay the next door neighbor to light it up when the light goes off. No, that wont work. He smokes. Murphy's law says that there is never a match available when you need one.

Bollocks to it, I'm a modern viking and I have gasoline, or maybe enough pig fat to do the job.

For a livelier physical demise, plan on dying in an area with lots of large scavengers (hyenas, vultures, beetles, etc.). The flora and fauna will have your body taken care of in just hours or days, at most. — Bitter Crank

Not a bad idea, around here it would be hours. The dog killed a possum the other night, there was not enough to bury a couple of hours later. And that was just the ants.

The deadman's switch will open a valve from a large tank of caustic potassium hydroxide which will dissolve your fatty/protein body leaving only bony material. It takes... less than a day. It's 72% more energy efficient than the bonfire approach. — Bitter Crank

No, then I have to think about the disposal of that crap. What the hell can anyone do with a bunch of used caustic potassium hydroxide?

I found this and thought it was sort of funny

http://whatculture.com/science/10-ways-to-dispose-of-a-dead-body-if-you-really-needed-to

until I read the pages that followed.

I have heard about the quick freeze method, they put you into something, I think it is liquid nitrogen, and then drop you so that you turn into a million pieces. When it is dry it is a fine powder you have become. They then can use you as fertilizer for a tree or something. Sounds nice, but expensive.

So well maybe I'll go for a burning barge and sea burial(but I want the gasoline). Now where the fuck can I find a cheap barge?

First of all.

I started school on Monday — ArguingWAristotleTiff

WAY TO GO GIRL, get out there and kick ass.

Do you really believe that someone looking for help with their homework is "cheating"? Because if you do than maybe others will think that about me when I ask for help... :yikes: — ArguingWAristotleTiff

I had no idea that Baden had been a teacher, I might of been able to get some ideas from him if I had.
I agree with him on this, getting help and getting someone to do the work are two completely different things.
One of my favorite topics( I am teaching computer class right now) is EXCEL. Many students really have no idea what to do even after receiving class for a couple of years, What I always look for in any of the work they present is the intention of getting the job done. Wrong formulas do not usually reduce the score greatly if you can see where they made the mistakes, but any old formula that has nothing to do with the work will get a zero. Excel is also one of the easiest programs to cheat in, a sideways glance will get you a formula from the next persons screen, so the teacher has to have an idea of the students abilities. I have tricks to stop this happening too much but I still see a D student coming up with an A answer occasionally.

In a classwork assignment a few weeks ago there was a shuffling of notebooks all around the lab and a silence that was scary. Someone had worked out a way to solve the problem they were working on and they were passing it around. When they got the results they were pissed of at someone because he had given the wrong answer and they had all copied it. Only one in four had they same problem but all had the same answer. I could not stop laughing while reviewing.

as a teacher, what is your opinion about a Homework section? — ArguingWAristotleTiff

It might be a good idea, but as Baden says it might result in us getting an increasing flow of drive-by slackers here.

What might work is a section where students can be honest while getting help with their homework. Many students do need help, but the problem is that they are difficult to distinguish from the ones that are just being lazy.
If they explain truthfully why they need help, lack of understanding the question or the topic, they cannot find information and so on, someone might offer to help.
But I think that they should be obliged to at least explain what they do understand before asking for help with the rest. That way it would be possible to see whether they have made a reasonable effort on their own.

If it is made clear that help is offered on a voluntary basis(if someone has the time and knowledge) and that it is not in any way guaranteed to be correct then it should put off the surge of lazies.

Personally I don't think that flat out refusing to help growing minds would be good for anyone, and the forum might have better future members as a result of the help provided.

We could also start a discussion in the ethics section called "Is it ok to help someone cheat." — Hanover

College students cheating, well I never. :gasp:

Who'd have thought it possible? :worry:

Nothing is a concept. Concepts require definition. — praxis

Concepts require explications, this is done using words. Words need definitions.

Nothing is the absence of anything, even a definition. — unic0rnio

Nothing is the absence of everything. That is the closest you will get to defining it.

As you seem to resent humor, this is said not for you, but for others' possible greater clarity on and appreciation of the value of Humor, the approximate opposite of the sin of DEADLY SERIOUSNESS or DOURNESS. — Daorley Downy

So that proves it, you don't know everything. I have no resentment of humor, I actually love it.

I found these three sentences spread separately on a piece of A4 paper near The National Art School in Sydney:

1. “What does the hairdresser see between mirrors?” — Thomas Stevenson

The customer's side views. If you are going to draw perspective is important.

“Is the dot inside the circle the dot outside the sphere?”. — Thomas Stevenson

The difference between 2D and 3D drawing. A good artist will make a ball with a spot on it appear to be a ball with a spot on it, not just a circle with a spot in it.

“When the pieces stop moving, the witness goes blind.” — Thomas Stevenson

Drawings, paintings, even statues need to show action to make them realistic. There is a lot of difference between the realness of a painting of a potted plant sitting on a table and a plant in a garden that has people and life around it.

Ran out of philosophical jokes so here is a political one about the president. Take your pick which one.

A terrorist attack kills a whole bunch of world leaders and they all end up in hell.

One of the aides tells his president that he has found an elevator that, for a fee, will allow them to go home for a while to see what is happening. All the presidents and prime ministers run to make a line.

A few Europeans get to go first and all are told they will have to pay E.1,000,000 each.
A few African and Asian representatives haggle a deal so that they can pay in dollars, 1.5 each.

Then the president steps up and asks how much he will be charged. To his and everyone else's suprise he is handed a check for half a million dollars.

When he asked why he had been given this he was told, "Shit man you have no idea how hard it is to get people down into the sub-levels, so we pay them to go".

Basically, IF YOU CAN TAKE ME without being sure you need to fire me off somehow to another planet, MY HAT WILL BE OFF TO YOU.

I'm a comedian too, — Daorley Downy

So we should just take this as a joke?

And to sweeten the mouth after a political discussion

https://philosophersguild.com/collections/trump/products/impeachmints

And to make sure that you don't contaminate yourselves with the bullshit wash your hands well with

https://philosophersguild.com/collections/trump/products/trumps-small-hand-soap

Have fun folks. :wink:

Trump is stupid.
If he actually ever owned any Elton John records he would not be breaking them.
He would leave them as an inheritance for his grand children. By the time they grow up they will be worth more than anything else he will have left to leave them.

Yeah I know that is not what he was talking about but it was just the way he babbled it. "I've broken a lot of Elton John records"

I don't think hypocrisy nails the issue on the head adequately enough.. — Posty McPostface

Sanctimoniousness, the quality of being hypocritically devout.

Unctuousness, smug self-serving earnestness

These comes to mind, but I think they still are a long way short of fitting the need.

I want to say it's willful ignorance, but that's not right either... — Posty McPostface

There is nothing ignorant about these people, a lot of them are highly educated people that know and understand the difference between good and bad as their holy book explains it.

They just think that they are better than the rest of us. How long did it take the church to decide to give mass in the native language of the country and not Latin? Just one of their many merry tricks to show their superiority over the common man.

An extreme view, you say? — Bitter Crank

Naw, me thinks you and me have about the same opinion of the human animal. If the universe is lucky, maybe a new improved model will show up in another 100,000 years or so.

but sure -- laugh at religion. All of them. Often. Loudly. — Bitter Crank

That's what I say. They deserve it.

If it's the Catholic priest, be sure to hide all the liquor

Now if the Baptist minister stops by" and here he turns to his young son, "you get up on mommy's lap and you stay there. — Bitter Crank

From what I remember of my time in the south and what a lot of the news seems to be confirming, I think you have it backwards. Them ol' southern baptists loved their moonshine behind the Sunday school building, and the priests loved the choir boys behind the alter.

The reason why I asked is that in our society the right of a dead to itself is more valuable than any living being. — Heiko

I was reading something about English law being changed to make organ donations the default for every dead person unless they have signed an "OPT OUT" form. I guess that when you are dead you don't need them anymore, so what difference does it make to the dead. If mine were any good to anyone I would give them, but that is not to be. So

Valhalla I am coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My thought was more of a redesign of public pension schemes. — Heiko

They say that there will be more than 8,000,000 old age pensioners in England in the next couple of years. Add to that all of the people that for some medical reason cannot work and those that don't try to find work.
Who is going to pay for all of these people as the number keeps rising and the number of people working drops because no one can afford kids to replace the workers?

Are you registered as an organ donator? — Heiko

No such thing where I live. And I cannot even donate blood for medical reasons.
If I have my way, when I die it will be on top of a mountain of firewood with a dead man's switch hooked up to a big tank of gas so that I can have my Viking funeral. Fuck funeral directors and coffin makers all.

Is that a condition you are talking about? Why this "if"? — Heiko

It is a common, everyday type of if, not IFF. The decision would, obviously, be theirs to take if the thought that their lives lacked those things

Oh sorry I can't not quote someone. I can only regurgitate the thoughts of other people, because I have no thoughts of my own... — Blue Lux

That is what we call quoting. Regurgitate the thoughts of other people.

Consciousness is by virtue of intentionality. — Blue Lux

Who or what is the consciousness part of?

Consciousness is a sort of being, but is not a being-in-itself as might be an intentional object. — Blue Lux

That is contradictory. If consciousness is by virtue of intentionality, then it is an intentional object.

All there is is a presupposing. — Blue Lux

But there must be a presupposee, or is it a being-in-itself?

Intentionality is simply the understanding that consciousness is always conscious of something. — Blue Lux

'Intentionality' is a philosophical term that describes the elements of mental states that are 'directed' at things or ideas—the fact that thinking, feeling, hoping, believing, desiring are 'about' things. How can physical brain processes—electric currents and chemical concentrations—be 'about' things? Intentionality, some claim, is a problem for physicalists.

Nobody should live without affording his or her own life - a simple question of justness. — Heiko

So if I break my back and cannot pay my own living expense then......

Suicide should be an open door without social stigma — Heiko

............nice.

a simple question of freedom. — Heiko

While I agree that life should be allowed to end if a person thinks their life has no worth and there is no dignity to it, I don't want to be asked to get rid of myself just because I cannot afford to pay my way.

And there are no simple questions.

The act of presupposing does not necessitate an I am. — Blue Lux

So who or what is presupposing?

It is so because it does not incorportate intentionality, — Blue Lux

Does being need intentionality? Don't quote what someone else said, explain what you think.

Is this playing semantics? — Blue Lux

Yes.

How can I know that I am indeed and not presupposing that I am — Blue Lux

How could you presuppose if you were not.

Clearly you never dated a stripper. — Akanthinos

:rofl:

Once you have learned that much, the rest is easy.

Take your time and think about what you want to say, then read what you wrote to make sure that they are the same thing.

Know thy enemy. :smile:

But I dont want to sound like a hypocrite, because I dont do much to help "strangers". And I have my reason(s) for it, that I have stated before. If the reason(s) are justifiable is a matter of debate offcourse. — Aleksander Kvam

So you are one of the normal people I spoke of earlier.

I am sure that if you found a starved child you would do whatever you could to help out, but like me you are not going to invite a homeless person to sleep on your couch unless you know the person and their circumstances.

If we could just get rid of those increasing numbers of pesky humans — gloaming

How will take care of you in your old age if you get rid of the pesky humans? :worry:

So, nobody really answered, how does one enlarge one's sphere of interest?

Is that possible? — Posty McPostface

As I stated earlier, I don't think that too many people can.
Think about it, even if you wanted to help the guy living by the dumpster on the corner, what could you do? How much do you have to offer?

Most people, at least most normal people, do try to help the owns they know. Starting with family, then extended family, then depending on the capabilities to do so friends and neighbors. After that it is usually a matter of "If I have some spare change in my pocket" to help strangers.

The ones that maybe would have the chance to help others are the ones that have excessive resources. Unfortunately a lot of them think that keeping their millions in the bank is more important.

I think that while some may say that it is lack of empathy I would call it self preservation. I might be willing to go out and help the homeless but I would not do it knowing that my loved ones would end up suffering because of it. I often work with some of my neighbors and the just as often work with me on some project. But I am not going to take a day of work to do so.

They should start then by using proper grammar, punctuation, and capitalization.

There are some nasty people around here that like to insult you if you make mistakes.
I really don't care as long as it understandable, but the grammar NAZIs do tend to get a bit pissed of.

Another pet peeve.
People believe that just because you argue in favor of something that it is your sacred belief that it is true.

If I want to I can argue in favor of starving people to death if they don't work or against the idea of doing so.
I was taught that if you cannot defend an idea that you find appalling, then you are also unable to to defeat those who do defend it.

It is called seeing both sides of the argument, and there are quite a few that really need to take up the practice.

I never said I had any proof and that was never an issue. It was just an example, for the sake of argument. — Aleksander Kvam

But for the sake of the argument to be valid one would have to know his contributions so as to remove them from the equation. As you say there is no proof of his existence so we have to assume that he has no influence on things.

what would be left then offcourse would just be us humans. No higher entities. — Aleksander Kvam

So there is your answer, we would do just what we are doing now.

Quality is one of the attributes of an object, either concrete or abstract, that is used to judge its worth.

"If, in this hypothesis, god didnt exist, how would mankind as a whole decide what is wrong and what is right? moral or immoral?" — Aleksander Kvam

Before anyone can answer this, you have to prove that he does exist so that we can then take him out of the picture and see what is left.
Where is your proof?

Yes, and we both agree they shouldn't do that I presume. — Baden

Yup.

But I would still like to know why it does happen.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6048759/Riot-police-use-water-cannons-tear-gas-thousands-expat-Romanians-protest-Bucharest.html

Reading just the headline made me wonder. If £4billion were sent home by these people in one year,
do British people have a case for being pissed of at foreigners. Would it not be common sense to be angry about that money leaving.

Is it part of human nature to be racist, sexist, and what ever else you can think of to discriminate against?
Would better education and implementing laws against these acts really do anything to help. They certainly don't seem to have done much so far.

None of those are politicians and especially not politicians in power. — Baden

But some of them are officials that represent the government. I was once discriminated against for being British. Back in the late 60's I went to Guatemala and they were refusing to let "that fucking English whores son" out of the airport. Apparently they had believed that Belize should be returned to them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belizean%E2%80%93Guatemalan_territorial_dispute
20th century to 1975

It's mostly common sense isn't it? — Baden

If that were true then racist comments would not exist. On both sides.

Lol what year is it? — Maw

You don't have a calendar on your computer? :wink:

If you're a comedian, yes, because it's your job to make jokes. If you're a politician, no, because it's your job to be neutral about religious affiliation except in policy terms. — Baden

Yes I guess context has a lot to do with it.

houting "haha, look at those idiots, they look like letterboxes" is protected by free speech, yes, but free speech isn't the same as appropriate speech. — Baden

Who decides on the appropriateness of these things? Another article about the same topic had a lot of comments from people that agreed with him. Some even mentioned treatment given to them when they visited muslim countries and even muslim run areas of cities. They did not seem worried about insulting other religions.
I know that it is probably only a minority of the people that do these insulting things on both sides, but why chastise one side and not the other?

And banishing moronic politicians like Boris Johnson for being opportunistic twats using inappropriate speech is a protected right of the PM. I hope she does so. — Baden

There will always be others to replace him, and some of them will be worse.

So who do you think is right?

Should people be allowed to laugh at religion?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6990648/rowan-atkinson-religious-satire-brendan-oneill-opinion/

I think that we have the right to laugh at anything we want to, what ever makes us laugh.
But should we really make fun, tell jokes about other peoples way of thinking?
Not being religious, I find a lot of religious jokes funny. But why is it that Jews laugh at gentile jokes, christians laugh at muslim jokes and muslim laugh at ................ wait a minute, what do muslims joke about?

Straight out of the "demonizing stereotypes for use by right-wing morons" playbook. :roll: — Sapientia

Asking a simple question is not and never will be demonizing. And I am neither right nor left wing anything, I leave those petty nuances to the humble minded. All politicians for me are the same. So next time read the whole post or stop taking things out of context.

Are the other peoples lives in need of bettering because they don't want to work, or because they have so many kids that they have to stay home and look after them.
Would it be moral to give money to both? — Sir2u

What I am really surprised about is that you failed to call me out on the mistakes, are you getting sloppy in your old age?

Let me point them out for you.
Apostrophe missing.
Are the other people's lives in need of bettering because they don't want to work, or because they have so many kids that they have to stay home and look after them? Question mark missing.

Or maybe you don't want to mention my mistakes because then you would have to mention other people's mistakes as well.

starving children dosent want the bible, they want water, leave the bible at home. — Aleksander Kvam

Don't worry. He could benefit from taking a leaf out of your book. — Sapientia

Yeah really, right on man.

Good night ladies and gentlemen, you too Sapientia.

Sleep tight everyone.

Isn't that irrelevant? — Posty McPostface

Not if it is someone of them that is asking you for money. Would you really give someone money if you thought that they did not deserve it. If you had plenty, maybe. But not many of us have plenty to be giving away.

Besides, if one were to address the issue of people scrounging off of welfare, then that's a small minority, I think. — Posty McPostface

It is basically the same thing as asking a stranger for money, only they have to fill in forms. Is it moral for them to do so? Are they in need because not enough people have expanded spheres of interest?