Can you look carefully at the maid's right hand. The finger(A) between the thumb and index finger is not right. If you zoom in you'll see that A doesn't align with the middle finger as it should. — TheMadFool

That is not her finger.
It is treat that she is trying to tempt the dog with.

16 fingers and 3 thumbs.
That will be $20 for the account of digits.

historically, the most common form of organization has been empires wherein the people who inhabitated a given territory were of diverse cultures, religions, and ethnicity. — rickyk95

Modern history maybe, ancient cultures tended to be less diverse in most of these areas.

This place is an atom bomb, and it blows the old place out of the water. — Sapientia

What place are you referring to?

No, that's OK I figured it out.

I think people will agree to the conditions I set because they're the very reasons why no one has yet found a meaning to life.

The meaning of life is not to live it. It's to discover how to live it. Imagine you're given a gift. The gift by itself has no meaning. It's how you perceive the gift's value that gives meaning. — TheMadFool

Is it possible that no one has found a meaning to life simple because there is none to find?

Many have come up with ideas about this topic, but there has never been a large enough agreement on any of them to be taken seriously by any but the fan(atic)s of the idea.

I, at least have a serious argument for my way of thinking, if I don't follow my own advise and just go on living, I will die.
If I don't follow the other ideas, I might not become a better person, become more knowledgeable, become the consciousness of the universe and so on but I will still go on living.

I serious doubt that if you walk along any crowded street and ask people the meaning of life that many will have even thought seriously about the topic.

1. It has to be ONE
2. It has to be objective
3. It has to be grand — TheMadFool

I doubt that you will ever get anyone to agree on all of these, so it can never be objective.
Unless of course you are willing to accept that the only meaning of life is to live it.

"You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips and there's no tenderness like before on your fingertips, I'm tryin hard not to show it, but baby, baby I know it..." — ArguingWAristotleTiff

No one ever looses the loving feeling, they just misplace it sometimes. Unless that is, the person is a complete and utter bloody idiot.

The rectangular key board is the Father Board, ejaculating text from the Mind of God into the Ever Virgin Mother Board. The mouse represents spermatozoa probably? OR, maybe the printer is the uterus -- churning out useless offspring like rabbits. — Bitter Crank

Yee gads, I don't even want to think about what a microphone would be in your universe.

There is something special about a Mother? — ArguingWAristotleTiff

Of course there is. Never tried it myself but I have heard all the wonderful things that they say about motherhood.

Why is the board called a "Mother Board"? — ArguingWAristotleTiff

Probably because Father Board sounds bloody stupid.

I know what the FAT is. If you delete a file, you delete only the first letter of the name in the FAT, and the file you thought was deleted wasn't. — Hanover

FAT File Allocation Table
It is something like an index that tells the computer where to find the files, the physical location of it on the disk. And you are right, the file does not get removed it only has its name changed to $.

You can hide the FAT, but there's always some clever bastard who will find it and everything else you meant to discard. — Hanover

I was not referring to your waist line, but a part of the hard disk on the computer. It's a technical term so don't worry about trying to understand it.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sir! Don't give away my secrets! — ArguingWAristotleTiff

ME!!!!

I am a closed tomb, never a peep will people hear from me.

Due to technical problems no further posts are to be made on this thread.

Doing so might put your computer at risk of being infested by the super virus that disables the FAT on your hard drive and starts an infinity loop of high processing stresses on the CPU so that it burns out within seconds.

I built the ladder out of Legos. So many Legos. So so many. — Hanover

So the question becomes
Where the hell did you find that many Legos?

I have decided that I must be a really fantastic person.

When people see me they bow their heads and whisper "Oh my god"

But I do need to say, at this point, it really sucks. ;-( — Wayfarer

Apply Murphy's law to anything.
You really wanted the job.
He already has a good job.
Who gets it.
Him.

a 1000 foot ladder — Hanover

Where the hell did you find that? And how did you set it up?

Sir2u's avatar looks like a dude sitting on a toilet. — Mongrel

I will fix it when I get a chance so that the whole glory of it can be appreciated.

Yes, I think everyone has lost interest. I'll start a new thread to let them know the game is over, and I won. — CasKev

If you did not participate in the old thread you do not understand how this works. Some people wait months for everyone to forget about it, then they sneak in at midnight to post and hope that no one will notice.

That's where we do our best thinking! — CasKev

See, I knew that I could not be the only smart one around here. Well done.

Too bad you couldn't think of anything - then you might have had the Last Word. — CasKev

So you think that this might be it?

Then I could have a nice conversation with Sapientia's favourite kids, 68 and 69. — CasKev

Can't Quite think of anything worthy of being a reply to that. Maybe I'll try tomorrow.

Bloody weird people talking to dead kids, what the hell is the world coming to?

Is it really a cliff if it isn't high? — CasKev

Only if you are lying dead at the bottom of it would it matter.

If seemingly random replies are expected, and if our thoughts are predetermined, then shoebill. — Sapientia

It's about random thoughts, not random words.

I have been wondering about this for some time.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/science-journalist-retires-98-warns-104600883.html

to get them on a high enough cliff. — CasKev

Where did he say the cliffs were high, and what were the smoking?

Point for pondering.

What did Johnny Cash's Cadillac really look like?

But you must be as old as one, with all of those children you've raised. — CasKev

He has not raised any kids, he just gets them old enough to throw off cliffs.

I prefer this definition.

Entity: That which is perceived or known or inferred to have its own distinct existence (living or nonliving)

Everything goes that can be described as an individual object. Even abstracts.

Now, you might say "why come it's round like dat," assuming you talk like a hip 5 year old. — Hanover

But you would be giving the wrong answer.

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Why aren't you quoting in the proper way? I find that annoying. You at least know how to use quotation marks, as you've just demonstrated. — Sapientia

I seem to have a problem with the quote function, some days it works and some it does not. Today it is fine but tomorrow who knows. :s

Let's face it, the Good Samaritan was "good" because he was able to help some guy struggling in the gutter on the other side of the road.

No, because he was good, he stopped to help. He would still have been good even if there was no one in the gutter.

Eject sideways so that you don't lose velocity, just change course.

Calling it human does not change its wretchedness.

Never said it did, just that those things are what makes us human. I am not an eternal robot.

How could you choose to not believe if God fully revealed Himself?
When that happens I will even sing like the Beatles. I'm a believer.

Yes, I certainly think he was.

Unfortunately, what you think has very little value to me, for the same reason that what I think has little value to you.
Could you please supply some concrete evidence.

Now that I think about, he'll probably say that an emoji is worth a hundred words, or something like that.

The saying is " A picture is worth a thousand words"

So that's three thousand tries at the last word. :D X-) :-} I think.

Which is more evidence that everything is goat.

Yup. Bet Banno is happy about that.

You can trust me, I'm an owl. :-O :( :s

I'll tell you one by one if you form an orderly queue on the cliff edge. :-O

You know, 4 was the name of my first child. My other first child, that is.

Would it not have been easier just to say that you had twins?

As it happens, orange and fucky was the name of my first wife, but that's for another time.

Oh no, please tell us now, so that we can get it over and done with and get on with life again.

But no one is going to vote for you anyway so you might as well give up now.