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The Twelve Lessons

Lesson number 1: I am your Leader.

Lesson number 2: You will address me as your Leader.

Lesson number 3: I am brilliant.

Lesson number 4: I am wise.

Lesson number 5: I am always right.

Lesson number 6: You pale in comparison to me in every respect.

Lesson number 7: Your views don't matter.

Lesson number 8: Your life doesn't matter.

Lesson number 9: I own you.

Lesson number 10: You will not think for yourself without my permission.

Lesson number 11: You will never question my authority.

Lesson number 12: You will abide by these teachings at all times, and you will affirm that you have read, understood, and committed yourself to abiding by these teachings at all times.

Your Leader,
Sapientia

BC

Oh, great wise brilliant and authoritative leader, you failed to provide a check box to signal that we irrelevant, worthless, and pale worms had read, understood, and committed our abject selves to your most authoritative wise and brilliant leadership. Correct this deficiency immediately.

Be sure to add a "fuck you very much" box.

Meanwhile, back at the sweatshop where the moderators and administrators toil in ignominious degradation, unappreciated and unrewarded, people are decompensating and going off the deep end.

↪Bitter Crank

It is impossible for me to have failed. See lesson number 5.

With regards to your erroneous views about a perceived failure and the necessity of a check box and other such boxes, see lesson number 7.

You did not obtain my permission before thinking for yourself. See lesson number 10.

Aurora

:D

Buxtebuddha

Too bad this isn't entirely facetious.

This is entirely serious. This is for the best.

You will agree with what I have just said.

So, what do each of you think about your Leader? You will answer, and you will only say positive things about your Leader.

Baden

A coup is it? Cool. I've changed your name to YourLeaderSapientia to help things along. (I've forgotten how to change it back though so I hope this whole thing goes well.)

↪Baden

You will change my name back when I order you to do so.

Aurora

So, what do each of you think about your Leader? You will answer, and you will only say positive things about your Leader. — YourLeaderSapientia

I didn't know you before this thread, but I have to say, you've left a very good first impression on me, my leader.

I didn't know you before this thread, but I have to say, you've left a very good first impression on me, my leader. — Aurora

This follower has set a good example. The rest of you will take heed and fall in line. Dissent will not be tolerated.

SapientiasLittleHelper

All hail YourLeaderSapientia!

BC

Sig Heil, Heil, mein Führer, and all that. As for you mein kleiner Führer... Wir haben Wege you might not like so much. For one, no Saint Nicholas swag for you this year. Der Widerstand formt sich im Keller.

BC

Occidit omnes tyrannis!

BC

Tyranni infelici casu fortasse.

Wosret

Where we going?

Baden

↪YourLeaderSapientia

'K boss.

All hail YourLeaderSapientia! — SapientiasLittleHelper

:D (Y)

Janus

↪YourLeaderSapientia

You have forgotten the unlucky lesson number 13: Leader has small dick which creates inferiority complex leading to grandiose fantasies of power and superiority.
The lesson here, oh unlucky one, is that all the other lessons may safely be ignored, because leader's bark issues from a toothless maw.

Noble Dust

https://goo.gl/images/9o1VvK

↪Janus

@SapientiasLittleHelper, sick him!

SapientiasLittleHelper

↪Janus

@YourLeaderSapientia instructed you to say only positive things about him. That is not positive. This is your final warning.

Baden

↪SapientiasLittleHelper

OK, I'm positive YourLeaderSapientia has a small dick.

SapientiasLittleHelper

↪Baden

That does not meet the criteria. This is your final warning.

BC

There are too many owl vomit pellets around here.

TimeLine

Lesson number 6: You pale in comparison to me in every respect. — YourLeaderSapientia

I'm rather tanned, actually.

SapientiasLittleHelper

↪TimeLine

Does not meet criteria. Final warning.

T Clark

↪Janus SapientiasLittleHelper, sick him [sic]! — YourLeaderSapientia

It's "sic em."

It's "sic em." — T Clark

No it's not. See lesson 5.

SapientiasLittleHelper

↪T Clark

Your trial / execution has been scheduled for dawn tomorrow. It will be fair and balanced. Please bring your confession.

Michael

YourLeaderSapientia instructed you to say only positive things about him. That is not positive. This is your final warning. — SapientiasLittleHelper

In ancient Greece, the birthplace of philosophy, a small penis was seen as better than a large penis. @Janus was being positive.

Edit: Also, I'm going to ban you for being a sockpuppet.

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