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11.7kWelcome to The Philosophy Forum: this may all be pointless.
The Twelve Lessons
Lesson number 1: I am your Leader.
Lesson number 2: You will address me as your Leader.
Lesson number 3: I am brilliant.
Lesson number 4: I am wise.
Lesson number 5: I am always right.
Lesson number 6: You pale in comparison to me in every respect.
Lesson number 7: Your views don't matter.
Lesson number 8: Your life doesn't matter.
Lesson number 9: I own you.
Lesson number 10: You will not think for yourself without my permission.
Lesson number 11: You will never question my authority.
Lesson number 12: You will abide by these teachings at all times, and you will affirm that you have read, understood, and committed yourself to abiding by these teachings at all times.
Your Leader,
Sapientia -
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13.6kOh, great wise brilliant and authoritative leader, you failed to provide a check box to signal that we irrelevant, worthless, and pale worms had read, understood, and committed our abject selves to your most authoritative wise and brilliant leadership. Correct this deficiency immediately.
Be sure to add a "fuck you very much" box.
Meanwhile, back at the sweatshop where the moderators and administrators toil in ignominious degradation, unappreciated and unrewarded, people are decompensating and going off the deep end. -
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11.7kIt is impossible for me to have failed. See lesson number 5.
With regards to your erroneous views about a perceived failure and the necessity of a check box and other such boxes, see lesson number 7.
You did not obtain my permission before thinking for yourself. See lesson number 10. -
Aurora
117So, what do each of you think about your Leader? You will answer, and you will only say positive things about your Leader. — YourLeaderSapientia
I didn't know you before this thread, but I have to say, you've left a very good first impression on me, my leader. -
Janus
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You have forgotten the unlucky lesson number 13: Leader has small dick which creates inferiority complex leading to grandiose fantasies of power and superiority.
The lesson here, oh unlucky one, is that all the other lessons may safely be ignored, because leader's bark issues from a toothless maw. -
SapientiasLittleHelper
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@YourLeaderSapientia instructed you to say only positive things about him. That is not positive. This is your final warning. -
Baden
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TimeLine
2.7kLesson number 6: You pale in comparison to me in every respect. — YourLeaderSapientia
I'm rather tanned, actually. -
SapientiasLittleHelper
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Your trial / execution has been scheduled for dawn tomorrow. It will be fair and balanced. Please bring your confession. -
Michael
15.6kYourLeaderSapientia instructed you to say only positive things about him. That is not positive. This is your final warning. — SapientiasLittleHelper
In ancient Greece, the birthplace of philosophy, a small penis was seen as better than a large penis. @Janus was being positive.
Edit: Also, I'm going to ban you for being a sockpuppet.
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