who u callin' kids, girl? Dobe to you too!

I challenge you to demonstrate the claim that my jokes don't make sense. I accept they aren't funny or don't make you laugh or are not jokes but not that they do not make sense.

If something doesn't make sense then how can we sense it?

Philosophy joke of the day:

Communism.

If something doesn't make sense then how can we sense it? — Nils Loc

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Wesense

Wesense who?

Wesense nonsense

If someone knocks on a door and nobody's home can the knocker hear himself knocking?

Philosophy joke of the day:

Communism. — Posty McPostface

Anyone is welcome to contribute jokes, but only T Clark can contribute the "Joke of the Day." I guess I'll have to start writing it "Joke of the Day®"

Philosophy joke of the day:

Communism. — Posty McPostface

Posty McCarthy?

Posty McCarthy? — Hachem

More like, Posty McEconomist. But, if we can invent a near infallible central manager, such as some superintelligent AI, then sure, maybe then communism would work.

If someone knocks on a door and nobody's home can the knocker hear himself knocking? — Nils Loc

Yes, but only if he's a tree.

Knock knock!

I hope you're thinking what I am thinking.

Knock knock! — praxis

Who's there?

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Hach.

Hach who?

Bless you.

Oh God

Oh God — praxis

Oh God who?

Oh God, I crack myself up.

Pull yourself together.

If a nihilist thinks a thought, is it meaningful?

What is a joke?

What is philosophy?

What is an oxymoron?

I think we should blame T Clark for ruining this thread.

Just remember I didn't do anything wrong. I'm totally innocent. You all participated against the wills of the better angles of your nature. T Clark should be banned not me.

I think we should blame T Clark for ruining this thread. — Nils Loc

Do you mean that I've ruined the thread because my jokes are actually funny?

Do you mean that I've ruined the thread because my jokes are actually funny? — T Clark

Hey! Calm down, I'm joking.

Your jokes were great. I only wish mine were as good as yours.

I wish my jokes were as funny as those of praxis, but, as they say, praxis makes perfect. (At least I'm not an oxymoron like the rest of you).

I wish my jokes were as funny as those of praxis, but, as they say, praxis makes perfect. (At least I'm not an oxymoron like the rest of you). — Sapientia

That's what she said.

That's what she said. — T Clark

>:O :s >:)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
No
No who?
No not no who know how

wait a sec

Joke of the Day - October 10, 2017

Archimedes is sitting in his bath. He farts, watches the bubbles, and yells “Eureka!, I have found it! Then he runs through the streets of Athens naked yelling “PV = NRT, PV = NRT.”

What do you call an ensho painted by a sentimental latin woman?

What do you call an ensho that copies itself by a praxis?

What do you call an ensho that copies itself by a praxis? — Nils Loc

I'm starting to think that Nils Loc is just a computer that generates its responses by randomly rejiggering the posts of others. Nils - that doesn't mean you're not welcome here. I don't think the forum guidelines require that you be human or even sentient. As we say here on the forum "Klatu Barada Nikto."