What's my prize? — Sapientia

A taste of the lollipop obviously!

A taste of the lollipop obviously! — Agustino

Whose? And what flavour?

When I was a child, Grandpa used to let me lick his lollipop everyday after school. But it had a surprisingly peculiar flavour. Given it's colour, I expected it to taste like strawberry, but it didn't. It tasted more like a salty sardine.

Given it's colour, I expected it to taste like strawberry, — Sapientia

But given its shape you must certainly have expected it to taste like a mushroom no? >:)

Behold, the Stinkhorn Fungus The fungus site was too prudish to mention it's obvious phalic shape, except to mention its name, Phallus impudicus. Looks like a big white dick to me. It does note that it is covered by slime, sometimes. But who and what isn't?

I was watching my dear little chicken
As he clucked down below in the kitchen
His beak opened wide
As I stood there and sighed
Something in the plot began to thicken.

Send one my way. — Hanover

How about two? 8-)

I was watching my dear little chicken
As he clucked down below in the kitchen
His beak opened wide
As I stood there and sighed
___________________________? — Sapientia

3 choices:

1. While she ate my fetus still twitchin.

2. As I raped Baden with a dead pigeon.

3. And buried your mom in her vomit.

#3 invokes the Baden rule requiring typing without thought.

Looks like a big white dick to me. — Bitter Crank

Looks like a small white dick to me.

Are you kidding me mate? That's a fucking big white pollock, if you had that you'd have to carry it over your shoulder!!!

Assess its size against the pine needles.

Pollock - a big flopping fish? Polock or Polack? A flopping person from Poland? Either would work.

Pollock - a big flopping fish? Polock or Polack? A flopping person from Poland? Either would work. — Bitter Crank

>:O Pollock - it's a metaphor for the penis which can flop around just like the pollock does!

Assess its size against the pine needles. — John

I was tricked :’(

It's not the ship, it's the motion of the ocean, and besides, everything is relative. \

I've only come across rather old and decrepit stinkhorns and those not recently.

there once was a lady named penis
who dreamt every night of a penis
she said 'what a prick
what a cock, what a dick
it reminds me of me, (my name's penis)'

i remember when i was just seven
and this hottie who called himself kevin
we were watching shrek 3
as he reached for my knee
and he whispered 'bush caused nine eleven'

The second (hottie named Kevin) is very good.

As you know most faggots are thankful
because we have sex by the tank full.
We’d gather to tryst by bright moon light
Gay boys sex max suck fucking all night.

Because the Park Board was up-tightish
At last the dark shadows were banished.
Wherefore now congress we asked, with no dark?
We traipsed down to the Baths for more lewd larks.

3 choices:

1. While she ate my fetus still twitchin.

2. As I raped Baden with a dead pigeon.

3. And buried your mom in her vomit.

#3 invokes the Baden rule requiring typing without thought. — Hanover

Number 2! :D

Pollock - a big flopping fish? Polock or Polack? A flopping person from Poland? Either would work. — Bitter Crank

Pollock - it's a metaphor for the penis which can flop around just like the pollock does! — Agustino

It's also the surname of a very large penis who got rich by producing overrated works of art made from the combination of consuming paint over a prolonged period and ejaculation.

Number 2! :D — Sapientia

I concur. (As long as it's a wood pigeon.)

Is Borat right? Do you need a big hram to be a great leader? :-O

No

Mmmmmm...

Wouldn't mind me a piece of that...

Having trouble thinking of a good name for your penis?
Try the penis name generator.

I named my penis Funky Flesh Lord.

>:O I think that must be a model of Trump's hram at a 1:1000 scale

@Benkei You're from the Netherlands right mate?

Who the hell is Sylvie Meis? >:O

A horse wrote a limerick so coarse,
it offended the cops on the force.
Philosophers insisted they hear—
Smutty words make them smirk and leer.
Too bad when cops arrested the steed
he neighed and prudently swallowed his screed.

This reminds me of the bad old joke about the sea captain's new cabin boy.

He came to the sea captain's cabin to learn of his duties. After explaining them, the sea captain indicated the porthole and suggested that the new cabin boy should 'Take a look at the whales of the sea, boy'.

When the cabin boy went over to look out the porthole, the captain came up behind him, whipped down his trousers and jammed his mighty cock right up the cabin boy's arse, upon which the cabin boy let out a terrible groan.

"Don't worry, boy, said the sea captain, it was just a roll of the ship".

" I though it was a roll of lino" said the cabin boy.

Awesome, would be good if it also gruesome, no?