You do it one more time and I pass out in a fit of ecstasy.

Just please wait five minutes... I need to get comfortable. You don't want me to pass out with my bladder full.

(I know I am just bladdering now.) — god must be atheist

The Philosophy Forum Sunday Funnies — ArguingWAristotleTiff

There may be some truth in it, but truth lies everywhere. — Astrophel

Self-confidence is about problem ownership, admitting mistakes and being prepared to let go of beliefs when they turn out to be wrong. There's no self-confidence in dogma, only a failure to think.