I prefer apple hash.

Eating is overrated.

As long as you do no feffing then perhaps i'll consider saving you a slice. — TimeLine

>:O >:O >:O

Do you think I'm a creep? :’( — Heister Eggcart

>:)

:-*

Dear lord, do you have any response these days other than your choice emojis? :-} O:)

:-d

Oh lighten up, it was a joke! Apparently my emoji's didn't properly express my feeling, as per usual. Try this: :-} >:O

Two of your favs!

Two of your favs! — Noble Dust

X-) X-) >:)

:B :B :B :B :B

Nerds.

Eating is overrated. — BlueBanana

Your saying that because you are a Banana!
Fear the fork! >:)

you are a Banana! — ArguingWAristotleTiff

*gasp* How did they find out?

Sirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! I thought I saw you online and I need to tell you I am lost in Mexico and need you to send me a ride to your place! A cab, an Uber a freakin burro for all I care! I just want that cold one you have chilling for me.

How did they find out? — BlueBanana

Mmmmmm Smoothies!

Just keep on going south until you get to Guatemala then turn left. Try using your thumb to get a lift (Y)

There still plenty in the refrigerator. X-)

Monday morning meditation

Is there a preference as to what is posted here? Are certain types of posts discouraged? Should posts in this thread be humorous and/or thought-provoking? I need to know the rules before I post something here... :-x

Is there a preference as to what is posted here? Are certain types of posts discouraged? Should posts in this thread be humorous and/or thought-provoking? I need to know the rules before I post something here... — CasKev

Any post posted must be the last post posted, meaning every post posted qualifies until the next post posted disqualifies it.

If you are familiar with the soccer 2 yellow card equals 1 red card system, this is nothing like that.

OK, that's reassuring.

I've played soccer for more than 20 years. I gave it up for Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and Muay Thai kickboxing, but now I do all three!

My holistic metaphysics is aimed toward oneness, so that really, you're all part of me, so that it's always me that leaves the last post.

:D last post infinity. I claim ye for all eternity!

I guess we all win then... Hurray!

Or we all lose. :’(

Cheer up buttercup! :D

I just lost the game

There you go trying to win again. Lucky for you, I'm going to sleep for a while now...

I guess we all win then... Hurray! — CasKev

Sorry buddy, but Madonna will win. I mean Hanover. His desperate antics to excite interest in this thread to try and hide his shame that it fared rather poorly with the audience forces him to regularly post in it.

If you are familiar with the soccer 2 yellow card equals 1 red card system, this is nothing like that. — Hanover

I'm familiar with that. They have that in football.

Also in fútbol.

Tuesdays timeless thoughts

Tuesdays test tolerance, Wednesdays wear wellbeing.

Poetry Time!

Feel

Nobody feels anything,
Numbed by need
And greed
And thought.

Wanting,
Consuming,
Filling a hole
That has no end.

Hurting,
Self-destructing,
Seeking things
That have no life.

Who’s to blame?

Accuse not
Your enemies.
Blinded by a
World of madness,
They never had a chance.

Who’s to blame?

Condemn not yourself.
What hope
Did you have
With a mere
Five senses?

Stop the blame.

Strip away the me,
Strip away the you,
And touch and see
The love and good
Inside us all.

Blind the mind’s I,
And start seeing.
Kill the ego,
And start Being.
Nobody feels everything!