No, the theaters are full of Tom Cruise's cum. Mental masturbation is my thing.

No one is reading the what is in the Lounge, let alone the forum to make that a concern, unless you want to fall into a conspiracy trap. Maybe it could involve the cyber intelligence wing of Scientology. — Nils Loc

Shh, I used to work there. :cool:

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Consider this your safe space to employ madness as an offensive mirror to the perverse sanity that the medusa of social reality aims at us. Our happy quarantine in the sardonic inverse of respectable truth frees us to battle our inner lies. Cum Cruise is but the sacrificial lamb in wolf's clothing that we burn and circle as he stares manically cackling and crackling from the fire, daring us to look away. Rejoice in the jig. Eventually the ground falls out from beneath us all, even Cruise, and, in the abyss, all are one.

Ballad of the Chained Gahng

By Anon

My sister works in Hollywood
My brother eats firewood
The Colonel spoke when he could
Until they took him away

An honest man he ever was
For that sin, he lost his schnozz
They cut it off and mailed it me
I pinned it on my wall

I bow before it every day
For the Colonel who once held his sway
Over Hollywood's wicked ways
But now rots chained in Cum Cruise's jail

Forced to preach Ron Hubbard's creed
To the blushing Boulevard's poison seeds
He once was all we could ever need
But they took him away

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