I don't have as much free time as I would like right now so I don't come as often either. I should make more of an effort, I miss the company. :smile:

I suppose it will be a big joke when one of your kids comes home from school asking why all of his classmates were laughing at your naked ass on the internet. :yikes:

If you can talk your way out of that one and then feel free to post what ever you want. :up:

You will be sorry and come back. Take my word for it. :brow:

Better pain killers maybe.

The perfect cup of tea.

A burger that actually looks like the one in the commercial.

Extinct alien race resurrection.

I'll show up more often then. — Michael

:scream: :worry:

:snicker: :smirk:

Nice to see you around again, this place was getting short of pretty faces. :wink:

Lawful Neutral Human Sorcerer (8th Level)


Ability Scores:
Strength- 13
Dexterity- 14
Constitution- 12
Intelligence- 12
Wisdom- 12
Charisma- 12

Alignment:
Lawful Neutral- A lawful neutral character acts as law, tradition, or a personal code directs him. Order and organization are paramount to him. He may believe in personal order and live by a code or standard, or he may believe in order for all and favor a strong, organized government. Lawful neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you are reliable and honorable without being a zealot. However, lawful neutral can be a dangerous alignment when it seeks to eliminate all freedom, choice, and diversity in society.

Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.

Class:
Sorcerers- Sorcerers are arcane spellcasters who manipulate magic energy with imagination and talent rather than studious discipline. They have no books, no mentors, no theories just raw power that they direct at will. Sorcerers know fewer spells than wizards do and acquire them more slowly, but they can cast individual spells more often and have no need to prepare their incantations ahead of time. Also unlike wizards, sorcerers cannot specialize in a school of magic. Since sorcerers gain their powers without undergoing the years of rigorous study that wizards go through, they have more time to learn fighting skills and are proficient with simple weapons. Charisma is very important for sorcerers; the higher their value in this ability, the higher the spell level they can cast.

But I will make an attempt to lower my game...so as to be at a level with the likes of you. — Frank Apisa

Thank you. :roll: I think?

If only you people would learn a second language.

Translation:

"That water is fucking cold. So will you please piss of because I don't want you to see me when I come out of the water."

I think he is referring to the effect the cold has on men's private parts.

What defines a good philosopher and how one can be a good philosopher? — John Pingo

Try naming one and we can continue from there. If you find a good one you just follow his example.

Or you can try to figure things out yourself and become one.

Why do you think this is a paradox?

My question is whether this social convention of never uttering the N-word is a reasonable act of respect or whether it's simply a politically imposed rule that can be used to divide and destroy? — Hanover

If the word is to become a thing of the past that is unknown to the present then everybody would have to stop using it. The same people that it was meant to refer to use it all the time, they just don't want to be called it by other groups.
The same has happened to nearly all of the smaller groups that had been named by the majority in some derogatory way. A couple of gays I know still call each other queers. Nearly all groups have names that they use among themselves that has been used by others as insults at some time. Talking to some nurses a while ago( male and female) they happily called each other butt wipers. But when a smart-ass doctor used the name they were ready to lynch him.

Over time people will start to use the now acceptable words that refer to these groups as insults and then they will also become unacceptable.

If not using the words was a reasonable act of courtesy or respect then there would have to be respect for the persons being referred to. The only way that is going to happen is when everyone is considered equal to everyone else. Do you think that will ever happen.
If it is a politically imposed rule, I doubt that the intention is to divide and destroy, more along the lines of sucking up to possible new voters by the ruling or wanting to rule parties.

The Welsh, on the other hand, fuck sheep. — Hanover

I thought it was the Australians that were the sheep shaggers. :joke:

Spelling. Democratic for demographic. I blame the spell checker. It's getting too aggressive at changing the word, with often absurd results. So much for the robotics revelation revolution. See? — Bitter Crank

I had guessed that, but wanted to make sure.

And can we please stop using race as an all purpose term for difference we are going to disapprove of? — Bitter Crank

I would love to do that, but not many people would understand the difference. And telling them that they are being religionists might not work. If you want to change how people refer to other groups of people as races then you will have a lot of work to do.

There are only four races that don't exist -- white, black, yellow, and red. If you don't like yellow people as a group, you're racist, maybe. — Bitter Crank

How can you be a racist for disliking a group of people that don't exist as a race? :worry:

The only race I don't get along with are idiots, the rest of them I am fine with.

If you don't like Welsh people, that's quite sensible. — Bitter Crank

That sounds racist, or is the another name for it?

Probably not the democratic they’re attempting to appeal to, I assume. — praxis

I doubt that there will be very many Muslim men happy about the faithless unclean ogling their females. I cannot see how that could be counted as "Showcasing in a positive light" or make the poor women's lives easier. I seriously doubt that many of the men are as liberal as that woman's family are.

The Muslim faith is not a race. — praxis

So shall we call it faithism then instead of racism? Most Of the people that don't like the Muslims see them as another race, because most of them are.

Sports Illustrated announced that they’ll be featuring a model wearing a hijab and burkini in this years swimsuit issue. — praxis

Very confusing. I really can't imagine a lot of Muslim men lining up to buy it though. Unless they are a bunch of hypocrites.
Supposedly Muslim women are not supposed to wear clothes that demark the shape of the body. So how does SI think this will help race relations? I think it might make a lot of men interested in finding out what is under those hijabs, then there will be problems.

I've been single for almost 10 years, I'm 24 now. — Alan

? Say what?

How could a 14 year old kid be considered as anything but single, you don't believe in child marriages do you?

I still feel bad about it all. — orcestra

You had read something he had not. If he was supposed to be the teacher, then he should have done the research and read about it before assigning it. Then he would have known it was not original.

I don't think you should feel bad about him not doing his job properly.

I'm not a teacher in an official capacity. Nor do I follow rules, unless I feel like it. So I'll give that a reply 0.5 out of 10, because I think maybe I was too generous last time. — S

You missed it. LIFE not LIVE.

O/100 as a teacher.

S, considering the fact that you managed to squeeze six pages out of this in a matter of hours, I'd like to hire you to help me sell holy water to the Evangelicals. Hanover's going to do the lawyering for us. — Baden

Excellent idea. For that kind of work you really do need a good bullshit artist. Ad he is one of the best.

Generous, I'd say. — jamalrob

Another one suffering from inferiority complex and literary deficiency. :worry:

1/10. — S

Jealousy will get you nowhere in live. And You are not even supposed to grade peoples work because you are not even a teacher.

Dream of the bomb and its possibility, it is very soothing. — Merkwurdichliebe

No thank you, I will let S dream about bums sorry bombs. He does seem to like dropping them.

Well ladies and gentlemen, you too S, it is time for me to go to bed.
I shall return on the morrow.

Bugs bunny never cared about how far he push it, — Merkwurdichliebe

That is why rabbits have so many kids.

Thy is pushing it! — Wallows

Be careful, he might take that to be a sexual reference.

No you need good psychedelics to Wallows in the strict sense. — Merkwurdichliebe

I think you missed something, again. :smirk:

Make sure to shoot him in the head then. — Purple Pond

The hell I will, not worth the bullet.

Wallow along with me. Wallow wallow all shall be fine! — Wallows

Let's all sing the wallow song.

Wallow wallow
S is so shallow
wallow wallow
but does he swallow
wallow wallow
some may know
wallow wallow
but they're under the effects of snow
wallow wallow wallow.

See me after class. — S

OK, now just stop right there. :rage:

There is absolutely no kinky business allowed on this forum.

Go and sell your services somewhere else. :vomit:

I wonder what S was doing up at 4:20 in the morning. He should be in jail. — Purple Pond

Zombies never sleep, like vampires they just hide from the sun.

Took you long enough. Maybe you could apply some of that baby oil of yours to those rickety old cogs in your head. But you might need to ask for some assistance in opening the bottle. — S

Failure to read all of the post, again.

I hope S isn't losing any sleep over your comments. Poor old S needs his sleep. — Purple Pond

OOPS, did I say something that might be considered offensive? One thing that I did learn from him was that one should always be honest. :rofl: :rofl:

It didn't take long for me to figure out that you're about as subtle as a wrecking ball crashing through a one minute silence. — S

Actually, after thinking about it you are right.

A couple of hundred posts is not long for someone with your disabilities.

I cannot. — S

Well that's true enough.

But if you ask him nicely, perhaps Sir2u will teach you the fine art of falling flat on your face whilst attempting to reach heights you can never reach. — S

You should learn to ask before offering things that cannot happen. I have absolutely no experience in that area of specialized knowledge, that is why we have you around here.

It didn't take long for me to figure out that you're about as subtle as a wrecking ball crashing through a one minute silence. — S

How poetic you are.

Does it teach you the ways of dissing? — Purple Pond

If he is running the fucking sideshow you can be sure of that. He has a master degree you know. Except that they call it a Dysentery Diploma.

He fell for his own trick. — S

So you did figure it out at last, good for you. You are definitely not as dumb as you make yourself out to be.

Son, some thinks just can't be taught. — S

But some THINGS can be. Like spelling.