I don't know, and I love not knowing... (and I'm not a bot, either!) — Janus

How do you know you're not a bot? :grin:

In what way do you disagree?

So very pessimistic.

So very pessimistic. — Merkwurdichliebe

Why?

Are you sure?

About what?

Goddamn censorship of insignificant topics.

(ADD. But, I have faith that the best philosophers on TPF will find this thread, and ruin it better than any thread ever published on TPF.)
— Merkwurdichliebe

I hope with all my heart that it will become a monumental ruin! — Janus

No one can ruin a thread quite like me, but this puts us in a bit of a quandary, because this is my own thread. Should I spectacularly ruin my own thread? And it is also a paradox, because my threads are always brilliant.

I've been suffering from writer's block. — S

Well, should it?

Greatest thread ever. I win. — S

Two sentences. Baby steps! :clap:

We still have to consult the Oracle, but you may be the wisest philosopher on TPF. — Merkwurdichliebe

@creativesoul.

And so on, ad infinitum...?
— Janus

Yes, ad infinitum. — Wallows

No, infinity isn't possible. Right, @Devans99? There must be a first cause. A timeless first cause. A timeless, all-powerful, first cause, made of spaghetti.

They can add whatever superfluities or supereffluences they like as long as it is in the form of nicely manageable pellets. — Janus

:smile:

Also, as long as they don't start overpopulating this thread with evil self-referential rabbit (or mouse) jokes. — Janus

:grin:

On a different tangent; do you think Mighty Mouse was a greater philosopher than Bugs Bunny? And please don't mention that dopey sap Mickey Mouse (oh shit I just mentioned him!) — Janus

:lol:

(I used to have the hots for Minnie when I was a kid, but I'm not a bot or bestial or anything just a sad "phuq" who can't wallow successfully). — Janus

:rofl:

I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less! — Janus

:scream:

Janus In what way do you disagree? — Sir2u

:death:

I don't do not know. :chin: — Sir2u

Wait, what? You sly fox.

"Both and or neither nor
Said the mouse to the big black door
Both and or neither nor
Said the wallowing, self-referential mouse
To the gloomily didactic house,
As he sunk forever beneath the floor"

(Attributed to Anonymouse)

Is that the Oracle of TPF?

Why do people not bother answering questions here. How can it be the greatest thread ever if no one answers questions.

Why do people not bother answering questions here. How can it be the greatest thread ever if no one answers questions. — Sir2u

Wallow in prostration with me.

Now that, I can believe. — S

But you don't know what it is that I don't know, which makes you even worse than me. :lol:

Wallow in prostration with me. — Wallows

Yeah, move over. :cry:

Two sentences. Baby steps! — Purple Pond

:cheer:

My pappy told me that whenever anyone calls something crap, it means its doo doo, and doo doo is bad 'cause its full'o'germs.

My pappy told me that whenever anyone calls something crap, it means its doo doo, and doo doo is bad 'cause its full'o'germs. — Merkwurdichliebe

Good for your dad, very sensible education he gave you.

But who called anything crap? :gasp:

This thread will be monumental, just wait. — Merkwurdichliebe

Told you. Wait for the fire to spread. I'm predicting all out war, a Hobbesian paradise: Bellum omnium contra omnes.

Both and or neither nor — Janus

Both both and and neither nor.

Neither nor, neither nor, neither nor. That's the sound of the philosophy police coming to arrest us.

I did

Is that the Oracle of TPF? — Merkwurdichliebe

Yes, I think/believe so.

So cool. I want to meet her.

I did — Merkwurdichliebe

What did you call crap, and if it is not too much to ask, why did you do it?

Wallow in prostration with me. — Wallows

Your mother is a prostitrate.

Luckily we're safely tucked in the lounge and so beneath their notice.

Wallow in prostration with me. — Wallows

What if I don't want to wallow in your prostate with you? Oh wait, I forgot...ADHD, close reading, yeah, right on, brother!