But some THINGS can be. Like spelling. — Sir2u

He fell for his own trick.

He fell for his own trick. — S

So you did figure it out at last, good for you. You are definitely not as dumb as you make yourself out to be.

Son, some things just can't be taught. — S

Are you saying that you can't teach me the ways of the dis? :cry:

Does it teach you the ways of dissing? — Purple Pond

If he is running the fucking sideshow you can be sure of that. He has a master degree you know. Except that they call it a Dysentery Diploma.

So you did figure it out at last, good for you. You are definitely not as dumb as you make yourself out to be. — Sir2u

It didn't take long for me to figure out that you're about as subtle as a wrecking ball crashing through a one minute silence.

It didn't take long for me to figure out that you're about as subtle as a wrecking ball crashing through a one minute silence. — S

How poetic you are.

Are you saying that you can't teach me the ways of the dis? :cry: — Purple Pond

I cannot. But if you ask him nicely, perhaps Sir2u will teach you the fine art of falling flat on your face whilst attempting to reach heights you can never reach.

I cannot. — S

Well that's true enough.

But if you ask him nicely, perhaps Sir2u will teach you the fine art of falling flat on your face whilst attempting to reach heights you can never reach. — S

You should learn to ask before offering things that cannot happen. I have absolutely no experience in that area of specialized knowledge, that is why we have you around here.

It didn't take long for me to figure out that you're about as subtle as a wrecking ball crashing through a one minute silence. — S

Actually, after thinking about it you are right.

A couple of hundred posts is not long for someone with your disabilities.

I hope @S isn't losing any sleep over your remarks about him. Poor old @S needs his sleep.

I hope S isn't losing any sleep over your comments. Poor old S needs his sleep. — Purple Pond

OOPS, did I say something that might be considered offensive? One thing that I did learn from him was that one should always be honest. :rofl: :rofl:

I have absolutely no experience in that area of specialized knowledge — Sir2u

So you are humble, after all. Who would've thought?

Actually, after thinking about it you are right. — Sir2u

Took you long enough. Maybe you could apply some of that baby oil of yours to those rickety old cogs in your head. But you might need to ask for some assistance in opening the bottle.

No, infinity isn't possible. Right, Devans99? There must be a first cause. A timeless first cause. A timeless, all-powerful, first cause, made of spaghetti. — S

A variation on an idea of French philosopher Jean Buridan:

1. Flying Spaghetti Monster Exists
2. None of the statements in this pair is true

You have to fit true/false to the above statements in such a way that there is no contradiction,

They go to sleep at the proper British time, everytime.

Took you long enough. Maybe you could apply some of that baby oil of yours to those rickety old cogs in your head. But you might need to ask for some assistance in opening the bottle. — S

Failure to read all of the post, again.

It is likely that these symptoms of stupidity are widespread on TPF,
— Merkwurdichliebe

I doubt that it is so wide spread, but some people do seem to be sarcastically disadvantaged. — Sir2u

Sarcastically disadvantaged, poor fellows.

F — Sir2u

See me after class.

I wonder what @S was doing up at 4:20 in the morning. He should be in jail.

It's cause for celebration, I'm getting rickitty-wrecked.

I wonder what S was doing up at 4:20 in the morning. He should be in jail. — Purple Pond

Zombies never sleep, like vampires they just hide from the sun.

It's cause for celebration, I'm getting rickitty-wrecked. — Merkwurdichliebe

Wallow along with me. Wallow wallow all shall be fine!

Zombies never sleep, like vampires they just hide from the sun. — Sir2u

Yes, they hide from me, but I see everything.

Zombies never sleep, like vampires they just hide from the sun. — Sir2u

Make sure to shoot him in the head then.

See me after class. — S

OK, now just stop right there. :rage:

There is absolutely no kinky business allowed on this forum.

Go and sell your services somewhere else. :vomit:

and, of course, your tiny penis. — S

Ok, if you saps are gonna continue with the dissing, at least don't be so whack.

And why so misogynistic, why not tell him his vagina is flappy?

And why so misogynistic, why not tell him his vagina is flappy? — Merkwurdichliebe

He's sensitive about his flappy vagina. That would be crossing a line.

I would never miss a chance to Wallows with the prime Wallowser.

Ooo..
Faux pas

Wallow along with me. Wallow wallow all shall be fine! — Wallows

Let's all sing the wallow song.

Wallow wallow
S is so shallow
wallow wallow
but does he swallow
wallow wallow
some may know
wallow wallow
but they're under the effects of snow
wallow wallow wallow.

I wonder what S was doing up at 4:20 in the morning. He should be in jail. — Purple Pond

He was obviously drinking the blood of the young. What else do you do after you hit the bong.