What if I told you hamsters could fly? Would you scream?
I would rather ____ instead of ______.

I would rather go back in time and stop my former self creating this thread instead of having to spend a ridiculous amount of time thinking of a good response.

China is _____ than the USA because______.

China is cuter than the USA because I said so.
When I was little I ____, therefore now I am ___.

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What is the purpose of philosophy? Why do we exist? All these questions have remained unanswered until now. The answers are reading Hegel.

__________ won the ________ War of ___________.

The Greeks won the Great Tomato War of 1386.

It makes _________ to be ______________

It makes no sense to be upset over spoiled milk.

There's no _______ in a _________.

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My grandparents always told me the great story of when the frog and the hamster had a debate. Then they asked me who i thought was more intelligent. I always remember answering ladybug!!
It's just that________. Why don't___________?

It's just that you should not let a hamster debate with a frog. Why don't you try a toad with a rat?

Is there a _____________ in the forum. We need one to ________________.

Is there an @Agustino in the forum. We need one to poke.

What if all ___ ran ___?

What if all underwear ran extra large?

How do you _______ after you _____ ?

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An Englishman and a Scotsman and an Irishman go to a new continent. Each of them takes one thing each. The Englishman takes a gun, the Scotsman a knife and the Irishman a potato. The Irishman asks the Englishman "Why did you take gun?" To which the Englishman replies "to hunt for meat." The Irishman proceeds to ask the Scotsman why he took a knife, to which the Scotsman answers "to butcher the meat, of course." The Scotsman then asks the Irishman: "Why on Earth, laddie, would you take a potato?" The Irishman has a smile on his face and says ”What's a steak without chips?.” The End. Hahahaha.

Paradoxically, the real _____ is _____.

Paradoxically, the real _____ is _____. — unenlightened

Paradoxically, the real pee pee tape is in America :lol:

I think Stormy Daniels will ____________ to Donald Trump, and so ______________.

Is there an Agustino in the forum. We need one to poke.

What if all ___ ran ___? — Lone Wolf

What if all humanity ran after Agustino?

Oh, sorry, I broke the sequence.

I think Stormy Daniels will bow to Donald Trump, and so show her naked intentions.

I'd like____take_____the park_______love_____the moonlight.

I'd like to take my girl to the park and make love in the moonlight.

I really don't give a ____ about other people and that's why I have no ____.

I really don't give a lemon about other people and that's why I have no lemonade.

Life is a ___, so we __.

Life is a bitch, so we screw it.

Your____ gives me the _____.

Your____ gives me the _____. — CuddlyHedgehog

Your opinion gives me the jip.

More clearly express your _____, and you shall then ______

More clearly express your opinion, and you shall then be condemned to the Gallows.

Never try to teach a _____ to ______.

Never try to teach a @CuddlyHedgehog to hug.

Elephants will learn to jump rope before ________.

Elephants will learn to jump rope before ________. — Purple Pond

Elephants will learn to jump rope before Augustino responds to a challenging question about Theodicy.

Never give a ________, a(n) ______ crack of the _____

Never give a ________, a(n) ______ crack of the _____ — charleton

Never give a wanker a chance not to dance to the crack of the whip.

I am_________of your___________

I am_________of your___________ — Janus

I am the father's brother of your mother's father's son. Who am I?

If you are _______, right now, think of how ______ I am!

If you are horny, right now, think of how thorny I am!

No point in _________ you. You will always be ________.

No point in straightening you. You will always be crooked.


Some ________ are round, and some ______ are _________.

Some thoughts are round and some thoughts are angled. :))

If you_________, then you must ___________.

If you cry, then you must blow your nose.
The morning is _____, but also the night.

The morning is not the only transient timespan when utterly new and always different events unfold despite it being the same exact re-occurrence for all of humanity’s history, but also the night.

(truth in advertising: this one's taken from a Doors song)

You know the day __________ the night; night _________ the day.