• Deleted User
    0
    What if I told you hamsters could fly? Would you scream?
    I would rather ____ instead of ______.
  • Wheatley
    2.3k
    I would rather go back in time and stop my former self creating this thread instead of having to spend a ridiculous amount of time thinking of a good response.

    China is _____ than the USA because______.
  • Deleted User
    0
    China is cuter than the USA because I said so.
    When I was little I ____, therefore now I am ___.
  • Count Radetzky von Radetz
    27
    What is the purpose of philosophy? Why do we exist? All these questions have remained unanswered until now. The answers are reading Hegel.

    __________ won the ________ War of ___________.

  • Sir2u
    3.5k
    The Greeks won the Great Tomato War of 1386.

    It makes _________ to be ______________
  • Wheatley
    2.3k
    It makes no sense to be upset over spoiled milk.

    There's no _______ in a _________.
  • Harikrishna nair
    6
    My grandparents always told me the great story of when the frog and the hamster had a debate. Then they asked me who i thought was more intelligent. I always remember answering ladybug!!
    It's just that________. Why don't___________?
  • Sir2u
    3.5k
    It's just that you should not let a hamster debate with a frog. Why don't you try a toad with a rat?

    Is there a _____________ in the forum. We need one to ________________.
  • Deleted User
    0
    Is there an @Agustino in the forum. We need one to poke.

    What if all ___ ran ___?
  • Caldwell
    1.3k
    What if all underwear ran extra large?

    How do you _______ after you _____ ?
  • unenlightened
    9.8k
    An Englishman and a Scotsman and an Irishman go to a new continent. Each of them takes one thing each. The Englishman takes a gun, the Scotsman a knife and the Irishman a potato. The Irishman asks the Englishman "Why did you take gun?" To which the Englishman replies "to hunt for meat." The Irishman proceeds to ask the Scotsman why he took a knife, to which the Scotsman answers "to butcher the meat, of course." The Scotsman then asks the Irishman: "Why on Earth, laddie, would you take a potato?" The Irishman has a smile on his face and says ”What's a steak without chips?.” The End. Hahahaha.

    Paradoxically, the real _____ is _____.
  • Agustino
    11.2k
    Paradoxically, the real _____ is _____.unenlightened
    Paradoxically, the real pee pee tape is in America :lol:

    I think Stormy Daniels will ____________ to Donald Trump, and so ______________.
  • Janus
    17.4k
    Is there an Agustino in the forum. We need one to poke.

    What if all ___ ran ___?
    Lone Wolf

    What if all humanity ran after Agustino?

    Oh, sorry, I broke the sequence.

    I think Stormy Daniels will bow to Donald Trump, and so show her naked intentions.

    I'd like____take_____the park_______love_____the moonlight.
  • Wheatley
    2.3k
    I'd like to take my girl to the park and make love in the moonlight.

    I really don't give a ____ about other people and that's why I have no ____.
  • Deleted User
    0
    I really don't give a lemon about other people and that's why I have no lemonade.

    Life is a ___, so we __.
  • CuddlyHedgehog
    379
    Life is a bitch, so we screw it.

    Your____ gives me the _____.
  • charleton
    1.2k
    Your____ gives me the _____.CuddlyHedgehog

    Your opinion gives me the jip.

    More clearly express your _____, and you shall then ______
  • CuddlyHedgehog
    379
    More clearly express your opinion, and you shall then be condemned to the Gallows.

    Never try to teach a _____ to ______.
  • Wheatley
    2.3k
    Never try to teach a @CuddlyHedgehog to hug.

    Elephants will learn to jump rope before ________.
  • charleton
    1.2k
    Elephants will learn to jump rope before ________.Purple Pond

    Elephants will learn to jump rope before Augustino responds to a challenging question about Theodicy.

    Never give a ________, a(n) ______ crack of the _____
  • Janus
    17.4k
    Never give a ________, a(n) ______ crack of the _____charleton

    Never give a wanker a chance not to dance to the crack of the whip.

    I am_________of your___________
  • charleton
    1.2k
    I am_________of your___________Janus

    I am the father's brother of your mother's father's son. Who am I?

    If you are _______, right now, think of how ______ I am!
  • CuddlyHedgehog
    379
    If you are horny, right now, think of how thorny I am!

    No point in _________ you. You will always be ________.
  • Caldwell
    1.3k
    No point in straightening you. You will always be crooked.


    Some ________ are round, and some ______ are _________.
  • Pacem
    40
    Some thoughts are round and some thoughts are angled. :))

    If you_________, then you must ___________.
  • Deleted User
    0
    If you cry, then you must blow your nose.
    The morning is _____, but also the night.
  • javra
    3k
    The morning is not the only transient timespan when utterly new and always different events unfold despite it being the same exact re-occurrence for all of humanity’s history, but also the night.

    (truth in advertising: this one's taken from a Doors song)

    You know the day __________ the night; night _________ the day.
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