The answer: tighter gun control. — Sapientia
One or two would be fine, but I really don't intend that this be a limericks thread. — T Clark
I think that's a good idea, given that this is a jokes thread. — T Clark
There once was a forum for the philosophical
Where members would troll things fantastical
It happened one day
In a gruesome display
That Sir2u was marked ungrammatical — praxis
Someone carrying a gun always intends to use it. Why else carry a gun? Nobody carries a gun with the intent not to use it. — Ciceronianus the White
They intend to use it "when necessary." The law abiding citizen, presumably, intends to use it to protect themselves or others from someone also carrying a gun. — Ciceronianus the White
I'm not at all certain that a law abiding, gun-toting citizen would do a significant deal of good in a public firefight. — Ciceronianus the White
:-x — Sapientia
It's not about capability. It's about spending one's time wisely. If you're having trouble figuring things out that plenty of others can easily grasp, then you have my heartfelt sympathy, but that's all you're getting. — Sapientia
Have you tried knitting? — Sapientia
Although, if your comedy is anything like your grammar... — Sapientia
Are you telling me that you genuinely expect me to take those replies seriously? Why would I do that? — Sapientia
When you want to have a serious discussion, let me know. — Sapientia
This is only a suggestion - but you guys could try telling actual jokes. That's kind of the idea behind this discussion. — T Clark
What do you mean, "innocent" or "nice"? — Bitter Crank
Some people are involved in crimes, gangs, drug dealing, and so on, and happen to get shot as they walk down the street, say by rival gang members. Are they "innocent" and "nice"? — Bitter Crank
What do you call an ensho painted by a sentimental latin woman?
A sappy ensha — praxis
"Prevention" is the consciously locked gate that has to be opened to get on the property. "Prevention" is silent Rottweiler's that have access to their people's bedroom as well as the property line fence. "Prevention" is the consciously locked solid wood front door. — ArguingWAristotleTiff
and was not what my statement described - or at least meant to describe - and that should have been clear. — Sapientia
It's physically impossible to dodge a bullet that has been fired in your trajectory. We simply aren't fast enough. — Sapientia
Is that the best that you can come up with? Disappointing. Perhaps you should think it through a bit more. — Sapientia
The thought that owning a weapon would be any kind of defense against the US Department of Defense, if it came to that, is surely a ridiculous fantasy. — Wayfarer
on the other hand, if arms really were to be organised and stored in the service of a 'well-organised militia', in a proper armoury, subject to checks, controls and balances, then you might have a workable model. — Wayfarer
But in any case, that was hundreds of years ago. — Sapientia
And, moreover, why should what the Americans want take precedence over what's in their best interest? — Sapientia
I'd be strongly against the reintroduction of barbaric forms of punishment, such as hanging, beheading, and being burnt at the stake, irrespective of whether or not that's what my fellow Englishmen wanted. — Sapientia
And is this a serious consideration worthy of bringing up here? No. — Sapientia
I'm not sure whether you're making a bad joke — Sapientia
Yes, a reproach for a moral lapse. That's what is not needed. — T Clark
If there is no moral judgment, society's reaction to unwanted behavior is more likely to be effective. Punishment, retribution, and revenge make some people feel better, but they are not the best way to handle crime and other damaging behavior. — T Clark
Sometimes yes, sometimes no. That's the way it should be. Justice, fairness, and social control are different from punishment, retribution, and revenge. One focuses on effectiveness in protecting the public, the other focuses on moral and emotional satisfaction. — T Clark
I bet making it illegal to not wear a helmet at all times would save more lives, and prevent a lot of head injuries. Don't you want to protect everyone from head injuries? Leaving bed without a helmet ought to be illegal. — Wosret
The English army haven't taken over control of the country since the times of Oliver Cromwell, around 360 years ago. That it would happen again any time soon is not a realistic prospect and should not be taken seriously. — Sapientia
You don't have to blame someone in order to hold them responsible for their actions. — T Clark
Blame leads to punishment, retribution, and revenge. — T Clark
What's needed is justice, fairness, and effective social control. — T Clark
As long as self defense doesn't infringe on the rights of others to live and be free of violence. — MysticMonist
What's the philosophical rationale for an individual right to bear arms? — MysticMonist
all of whom disagree with me (and more than that, think that I'm an evil maniac), — Thorongil
If you insist on playing this game, I guess banning guns makes all the rape, murder, and theft that people would have otherwise been able to ward off with a gun okay. I'm sure they'll find some solace in being scapegoats for "the greater good" and the moral consciences of The Philosophy Forum mod team. — Thorongil
Were the The Kardashians trashy when Deep Space 9 conceived Cardassians?? — Bitter Crank
And what do the Cardassians think of all this? — Baden
By the way, I notice that your spelling and grammar are showing signs of improvement. Perhaps my grammar policing has had an effect, after all. Keep up the good work. — Sapientia
